Topic: How to Tie Your Shoes
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Sat 05/28/11 05:27 PM


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Sat 05/28/11 05:27 PM






My whole life could have been different if only I had known this sooner. Now I have to wonder what else I am doing wrong. Is it combing my hair, putting on earrings, buttoning my blouse---for all I know my life could be one big series of doing things wrong.

Now I am depressed I need a scotch and water.

Does anyone know if I put the ice in first or last?


Put the ice in first. Then you get to hear that wonderful crackling sound when you pour the scotch over it.
Thanks Bill. Want one while I'm pouring?


PLEASE, and don't put the bottle away.


I feel your pain...

can I get a double???laugh


It's the damn aliens that are the cause of it.




I resemble that remark. I have had to deal with so many prejudices since my ship has landedwhat

delilady's photo
Sat 05/28/11 05:41 PM
Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!bigsmile

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 05/28/11 05:43 PM

Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!bigsmile


Yeah, we can ask them some real probing questions.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 05/28/11 05:44 PM

Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!bigsmile


OK...

I'de much rather talk to aliens...:thumbsup:

than to have to watch that video again.scared

delilady's photo
Sat 05/28/11 05:44 PM
You can handle the probing. I wanna check out their antenna

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 05/28/11 05:49 PM

You can handle the probing. I wanna check out their antenna


I'll bring my camera.

We'll need videos for, ah, research purposes.

delilady's photo
Sat 05/28/11 06:07 PM
You are always doing research with that camera but I never hear anything about what you have learned

BettyB's photo
Sat 05/28/11 06:08 PM
He got burger grease all over his camera.He can't see a thing.

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Sat 05/28/11 06:11 PM
so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ??

BettyB's photo
Sat 05/28/11 06:19 PM

so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ??

nope..all you will see is mustard and ketchup.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 05/28/11 07:21 PM

so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ??


Sure....

if the time in your life is absolutely meaningless...

than check it out.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Sun 05/29/11 10:11 AM
I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 05/29/11 01:57 PM

I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....


Or mine.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/29/11 02:00 PM


I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....


Or mine.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
don't tempt me pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 05/29/11 02:05 PM



I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....


Or mine.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
don't tempt me pitchfork


Too shay!!! (I dont know how to spell it,laugh )

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Sun 05/29/11 02:13 PM




I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....


Or mine.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
don't tempt me pitchfork


Too shay!!! (I dont know how to spell it,laugh )
that's how I wood spell it :tongue:

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Sun 05/29/11 02:13 PM


Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested?

I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens. huh

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Sun 05/29/11 02:15 PM



Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested?

I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens. huh
keep us updated bigsmile

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Sun 05/29/11 02:16 PM




Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested?

I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens. huh
keep us updated bigsmile


To be sure.drinker