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| Topic: How to Tie Your Shoes | |
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My whole life could have been different if only I had known this sooner. Now I have to wonder what else I am doing wrong. Is it combing my hair, putting on earrings, buttoning my blouse---for all I know my life could be one big series of doing things wrong. Now I am depressed I need a scotch and water. Does anyone know if I put the ice in first or last? Put the ice in first. Then you get to hear that wonderful crackling sound when you pour the scotch over it. PLEASE, and don't put the bottle away. I feel your pain... can I get a double??? 
It's the damn aliens that are the cause of it. I resemble that remark. I have had to deal with so many prejudices since my ship has landed 
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Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!
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Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!
Yeah, we can ask them some real probing questions. |
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Drinks are poured and bring the aliens. Maybe we can get them to talk!
OK... I'de much rather talk to aliens... 
than to have to watch that video again. 
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You can handle the probing. I wanna check out their antenna
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You can handle the probing. I wanna check out their antenna I'll bring my camera. We'll need videos for, ah, research purposes. |
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You are always doing research with that camera but I never hear anything about what you have learned
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He got burger grease all over his camera.He can't see a thing.
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so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ??
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so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ?? nope..all you will see is mustard and ketchup. |
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so...I guess I shouldn't watch the video ?? Sure.... if the time in your life is absolutely meaningless... than check it out. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
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I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt.....
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I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt..... Or mine.
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I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt..... Or mine.
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I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt..... Or mine.
Too shay!!! (I dont know how to spell it, )
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I have nothing butt time, butt I think I'll save those 2 minutes for something important......like scratching my butt..... Or mine.
Too shay!!! (I dont know how to spell it, )
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Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested? I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens. 
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Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested? I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens.
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Both bows look similar to me. Has this been tested? I go for a walk every night and my laces always come untied somewhere along the way. Tonight, and all this week I shall test this theory. I will tie my right foot the old way, and the left foot this new way and see what happens.
To be sure. 
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