Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 55 | |
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has 52 cats (nope only 49) thinks that peanut butter makes a good lube for squeeky chairs |
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made a string of pearls out of a bottle of Probiotic pills
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made a string of beads out of goobers
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Uses duct tape for bra straps
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uses duct tape for her chastity belt
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Uses duct tape to seal his hot dog.
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As she farts in the bathtub, she counts the fart bubbles coming up in the water.
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Forgets to use air freshener after he farts.
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Farts in Wal-Mart and blames it on other customers.
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farts in walmart..giggles and blames himself
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Follows behind me in Wal-Mart laughing.
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and pointing
Has a thing for quiet women in loud clothes |
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Likes being quiet
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charges $0.01 a day to haunt houses.. half price on tuesdays
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Coined the phrase, "Not tonight dear. I have a headache".
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has painted his ceiling beige
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Let me sit on her shoulder while I painted.
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sat on santas lap in his boxers.. last christmas
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Offered me $200.00 to sleep with her.
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Edited by
ImRu2
on
Thu 06/30/11 08:36 PM
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paid me $5000.00 not to tell any one that she did it
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