Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 55 | |
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Edited by
ImRu2
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Tue 06/28/11 07:40 PM
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the original pipe cleaner
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Is still crying over the Strawberry Shortcake doll she lost 35 years ago.
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is still angry because Betty Boop dumped him
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has a pretty pink princess complex
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Edited by
alookat101
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Wed 06/29/11 04:24 PM
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Can't wait to chase the meter reader man around in her front yard
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Can't wait to chase the meter reader man around in her front yard Rawr!!! had toenails cliped with a pair of pruneing shears |
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walks backwards so she doesn't forget where she's been
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goes to a rodeo to peek at the bulls
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does hand stands so world looks normal
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Has to look at her truck every morning to make sure she didn't run over anyone the night before
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has a hamster fetish
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Looks in the fridge for a hot date.
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hops around on all fours and barks at the moon
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Her idea of a night on the town is walking to the corner store on a Saturday nigh and buying a single piece of bubble gum.
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goes to store and buys my stick of gum
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Pays me to go have a good time for her.
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takes cracker jack prizes as payment
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Only eats the peanuts out of the cracker jacks
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Thinks the cracker jack salior is real
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Did her school book reports on Archie and Jughead comic books.
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