Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 55 | |
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Last month took a trip out of her mind
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never really grew up,just learned how to act in public.
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Likes cats. If they are cook right.
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ate broiled kitty eyes on a ritz cracker and puppy McNuggets for supper
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Is eyeing the squirrel in her backyard as a snack....
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Holly should know she has the only Snack With Me Squirrel store in the area.
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Takes life with a grain of salt,a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
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Shops in Dolly Parton's maids, uncles, mother's, Milkman's, mistress's closet
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Edited by
alookat101
on
Mon 06/27/11 08:58 AM
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Let's her oldest cat drive her car to the vet.
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(have to..I dont have a drivers licence)
sleeps with a stuffed rat under her pillow |
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Ran off with the Milkman
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ran off with the mailmans pants
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Stole the mailmans truck
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(psst read above.. i cant drive so that would be wrecked the truck)
stuffes her bra with lunch meat |
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Stuffs apples down her pants
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makes pie from the apples
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Got peaches from Betty Crocker
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thnks betty crocker is a marrage counciler
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Butters her biscuit with a fork.
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butters her biscuits with oleo
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