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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 55 | |
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was the last person to post above me
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likes to be probed by aliens with gummy worms
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Has recently had her mouth wired shut...seems she has an insatiable oral fixation.The Doctors have determined that this ''problem'' is from extended periods of exposure to the moonlight and the sound of woodpeckers...though the local newspapers have hinted that there has been UFO sightings in her neighborhood.
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was so afraid of the evil alien elvis's she hid in a closed and walled her self in by licking peanutbuttercups and building a wall
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knowing this she is now a happy little marshmallow
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now she has a fixation on twizlers and shish ka bob skewers. Last seen in the woods hunting for mr good wrench
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Has an Arby's burger fetish...extra pickles please
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has a secret crush on ronald mcdonald... |
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likes to party hard with Ronald
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Slipped beer into the cola dispenser at Burger King
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had a threesome with wendy and the hamburgler
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Went to school with Edage Allan Poe
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(wrong it was moses)
has a blow up doll in his closet..but cant figure out how to inflate it |
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Considers a night out on the town walking down to the corner store and buying a stick of gum.
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conciders a good time.. all by himself and often
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Has had many fans in her life. They all broke.
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practices line dancing with chickens
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Is 8 feet tall and weighs 87 pounds
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Loves honey bunnies
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would marry a grilled cheese sandwich if she could
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