How'd I know this would be a sausagefest?? Oh yeah the word laid was in it!!

Heh good one BR77R!

Anyway I can beat ALL these guys, I haven't been laid in 22 years!

A fine example of how someone can be a winner AND a loser at the same time!

Ha!!!! 23!!! booh ya!!!!


.... ..... .. ... Wait a minute....THAT SUCKS!!!!!! Where the pretty women at?



WAHHHHHHHHHHH..............WAH...

nothing in six years...

When I start making love I don't just make love
I be strokin' that's what I be doin' I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love best I be strokin'

Let me ask you something
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watch the late late show
Well let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch
Well let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I rember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
and the police came and shined his light on me and I said
I'm Strokin' that's what I'm doin' I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love best I be strokin'

Let me ask you something
How long has it been since you made love (huh)
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that your plainin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember when you start makin' love you make it hard,long,soft,short and be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love best I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my woman I don't stop till I know she sassified
and I can always tell when she's sassified because when she gets sassified she starts callin' my name
she say Clearance Carter, Clearance Carter,Clearance Carter,Clearance Carter ew' **** Clearance Carter
The other night I was strokin' my woman and it got so good to her you know what she told me let me tell you what she told me
she said stroke it Clearance Carter but don't stroke so fast if my stuff aint tight enought you can stick it up my (hoo)
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love best I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north, I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my (hoo)
I be strokin'
I be strokin'

wish i could remember what the song is about

oh must do this

lyrics by

Clearance Carter

was almost a my bad

How about never?

HAHA! This is great. I think the last time I got the "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" was October 2004? Yeah. Thats it.

And I thought it was bad that it's only been 10 months for me, since the last time my now ex-wife and I had done it.

same here...we Rok!!!!