No worries.
We are going to introduce a brand new product
for just such situations.
We call it..cHairSpray.
It tacks up under your chair, you whip
it out like a gun and shoot the detritus
on the screen.
It has alcohol in it so it dries fast.
We know you don't want to miss anything.
And you can drink it in a pinch.

Oooh, I hope it comes in piña colada flavor!

You are lucky, we are still in the testing stages.
And looking for a few good guinea pigs.
There is some minor paperwork to sign.

you know, i think they put something special in that oregon budz!!

and red, on the movie.... scary, okay; gore, i'll have to take your word for it.

hi 62easy!! you snuck in there!! did you bring pizza?? :)

Who are 'they'?
We should ask.

just packed bowl 2! what's the good word tonight people?

you did already!

I KNEW I smelled pizza.
He WAS moving fast.
He must have delivered here before.

share and share alike!! i'd say your name has the good word covered! we're heathens, so that will have to do.

but being a heathen is so much more fun!

Hmmmmm.
What's a good word.
Pumpernickel.

I mean, so you're chewing a new
product and you think up
the name pumpernickel?
And they say I'm crazy.

no argument here!! eheathenrich!

Ooh, then you'll love this fo'sho! I posted about it on my thread in the Movies section. It's a free movie by independent film makers and you can go to their site to download it directly and legally. It's called, THE TUNNEL. Really nice! They don't rely on gore or tons of blood to make the movie scary. I'm sure you'll love it! :)

Wait, lemme get the link for ya.

Okay, for Bastet and anyone else who would like to see THE TUNNEL movie:


http://www.thetunnelmovie.net/index.php

I'll sign after I get the free drinks.

Hey, egoodrich! Where's your dog? :)

Not fast enough. I got me a slice.

Yeah, well last time you signed it
'Wonder Woman.'
Right after the free drinks.

yeah but the story goes....
this couple, wyatt and eloise pull into a gas station,
despite eloise's attempts to convince wyatt
they have enough gas to make it to her cousin nicholas'
(who she hasn't seen in a koons age, so you can imagine her excitement).
but, wyatt is insistent, so with eloise still hemming and hauling,
they go inside to pay
whereby they find the owner has just whipped
up a new batch of bread, although, yet nameless.
eloise is still clammering about getting on the road
and wyatt finally turns to her and says
'for crying out loud, pump er nick, el?'

and there you have it.