At my ex boyfriend's head.

Oh wait...

Yes! It would work because he's as dumb as a brick.

oh.
I can very easily take care of that for you.

I know someone who knows someone who knows someones cousin who fixes those problems

I think I'm easier to contact.

I was just told I am pulchritudinous.

someone's got quite the vocabulary.

I'm going to go to bed and I bet when I wake up, y'all will have flipped this shyte on me.

I bet not.

I was at this party today, and they had this game called corn hole. It had nothing to do with what you might think.

*****Ignore this*****

"Despite all evidence to the contrary, pulchritudinous is used to describe a person of great physical attractiveness. No one is quite sure why this is, because the word *sounds* like something unpleasant on the bottom of your shoe.

This is possibly due tothe fact that it shares sounds with words such as sepulchre, repulsive, cretin, lewd, and pus.

It's a good word to use when you'd like someone to *think* you're insulting them.

It is in no way synonymous with lugubriousness. But it should be.
My, but you're looking pulchritudinous today!

First kid: You're so pulchritudinous.
Second kid: Mooooooooom, Jimmy's calling me names!
First kid: *righteously indignant* I gave you a compliment"



Retrieved from urban dictionary^^^^

Trust me...it's better this way

Perhaps, but are you willing to take that chance?

Oh yes...musn't let people see my typos and double posts

But, that's what makes you so organic.

Please elaborate...

Organic as in natural.