...before releasing this as a song; since I hit writer's block, I've been going over the old stuff and found...

Chum/Slipfish
Did you slip the fish to the cute little dish? So shy in the corner, gonna die in the corner unless you bring her out and show her to the world. Dear John in the mail ‘cause she’s just a hang-nail, that cute little dish, all she wanted was the fish. You can’t get fat on fish (oh yes you can).
Did you slip the fish to the beautiful wench that was chatting with her friend all alone on the park bench? Did you wake up one day and she was freaking crazy? Who knew in her head, so few survivors ‘cause she drowned her pain in fish and saliva? You can’t get that on fish (oh yes you can).
Did you slip the fish to the cute little mother who declared her love to you and no other? Did you settle down and spread it all over town that you were taken, all others forsaken, and then she went away? Can’t do that to fish (oh yes you can).
Did you slip the fish to the café girl, got on your café’ racer and gave it a whirl? Did she take your name; take you out of the game? Was she a cute little beautiful wench sitting on the park bench outside of the café,’ so shy outside of the café and it turned out she’s crazy? Did you get her letter; did you go and get her?
Did you slip the fish to the cute little dish? So shy in the corner, gonna die in the corner unless you bring her out and show her to the world. Did she take your name, take you out of the game, did you take her out and show her the world?


So the question is, what's the female take on this? Crude? Sexist? Incomprehensible?

WTF??? Why has this been voted for deletion?

OMFG!!!

TM this is BS

not my cup of fish - but i still liked seeing it here!

TM, I have a few questions, so I'll email, but I liked the fact you used the title of Wench, go figure.

I kinda meant out loud...specifics...

Glad to hear it.

Jonthan, I like it and am not sure who would want this deleted, but obviously have a problem with reading and comprehension skills

Thank you (all).

Jon, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Thank you, and BTW, re-"she was freakin' crazy," I have no problem with women who have issues...frankly some of my favorite people...have problems.

I can't exactly throw stones, eh?

Ok, I'm going beddy-bye, feel free to mail me with questions, comments and complaints that you don't want to post.

You have my word that I won't tell anyone, I'm not here to defend the song, just want to see another perspective of it.