I think we could sell tickets to
the stunt-trials for just such pants.
See them put through their..
stress tests.

we could call them trials by 'the seat of your pants pants', or 'rip a good one' or....

I want season tickets

So, I get to be the test pilot?

Like a crash test dmmy thats about to sh** it's pants.....

You will enjoy the box seats fireflys.
They have a wall of glass facing the,
stunt pilot.
And.
When a pair of pants fails the
crucial test, the stuntman tosses
them to you!!

Bastet can be the cheerleader.
In case inspiration is required,
to complete the test.

krupa krupa
he's our man
if he can't rip em
nobody can!!

yah!!!!!!! woo hoo!!! (ceremonial cartwheel, followed by a split)

You people are all crazy, are you smoking dope or what?

Could you do the splits without
a little..something?

Where have you been, we have
missed your silly self.
How is your Dad?

krupa, krupa
watch him squeeze
can he do it?
oh puhleeeeese.

I believe I would need a morphine drip to do the splits - before and after.

Life is a bit...hectic.
Dad is great. He's the perfect, most kind, most appreciative patient ever, that man is the epitome of grace and goodness.
The rest of the fam damily is whacked.

There is some old Bette Davis movie that all of her relatives are trying to make her think she is insane. I forget why - to get her money or something...but, I digress...

I feel like I am in the remake of that movie, the whole fam damily is trying to make me go over the edge. I'm teetering now.

My balance is amazing isn't it? A laptop in one hand, typing and teetering on the edge.
Maybe I will try the splits afterall.

Hey, new rule.
Split personalities count :-)

And we can get you a teeter-totter
to practice your balance.

Your Daddy sounds sweet.
I still think it's the porn.

(Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte?)

How about I serve beer and you let the drunkies catch all the defective crotch protectors Gives us higher ratings on the redneck channels!

Ratings ARE everything..

Showing some Canadian love to all the stoners on this cloudy day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-rEurN-DY

Which parts were 'put back wrong'?

Pucker up :-)

Great song John Morning lovies

Good morning you gorgeous thang :-)

:) Hey beautiful. Mingle regulars are on vacation lately... ?

They must have gone to Disneyland..
they have really long lines.

Row! Soufie

Yea it's like someone unimportant died or something

spark em if ya got em