Topic: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh!
catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 07/07/07 06:56 PM
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compel ling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN


FallinAngel82's photo
Sat 07/07/07 07:00 PM
lol.. this is great..

LittleFireCracker19's photo
Sat 07/07/07 07:11 PM
lol I love it!!

lady_blues's photo
Sat 07/07/07 07:30 PM
LOL, GOOD ONE,laugh

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Sat 07/07/07 08:07 PM
Good one even though that cat scares me.....laugh

adj4u's photo
Sat 07/07/07 08:16 PM
snuggles the bugs are headed for

PA

laugh laugh

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 07/07/07 09:54 PM
blushing In her bikini???

buttons's photo
Sat 07/07/07 09:56 PM
laugh laugh roflmao good one catchlaugh laugh

no photo
Sun 07/08/07 08:52 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

MRRIGHTWHERERU's photo
Sun 07/08/07 04:48 PM
I am Catholic and do not usually like jokes about Jesus but this one was cute and I enjoyed it very much. Thanks.

gardenforge's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:07 PM
that was excellent. laugh

pkh's photo
Sun 07/08/07 10:55 PM
laugh cute

Motevia's photo
Mon 07/09/07 09:03 AM
LMAO!!!