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Topic: Why I fear Texas Women
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/20/12 05:00 PM
Hot Lips likes it strong!!!! and a little burnt! You're a brat. Calling me names just makes me better looking! Dayum...you are Handsome!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 03/20/12 05:07 PM Edited by metalwing on Tue 03/20/12 05:08 PM
Hot Lips likes it strong!!!! and a little burnt! You're a brat. Calling me names just makes me better looking! Dayum...you are Handsome!!! Why Texas women are the BEST!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/20/12 05:08 PM
Hot Lips likes it strong!!!! and a little burnt! You're a brat. Calling me names just makes me better looking! Dayum...you are Handsome!!! Speechless??

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 03/20/12 07:24 PM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 03/21/12 04:56 AM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 03/21/12 06:59 PM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 03/22/12 04:43 AM Edited by galendgirl on Thu 03/22/12 04:44 AM
... unless they are showing you their fish. Sounds like a naughty metaphor! (At least to those who haven't seen the pictures!)

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 05:30 AM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already?????

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 05:31 AM
... unless they are showing you their fish. Sounds like a naughty metaphor! (At least to those who haven't seen the pictures!) you mean no one else has seen the pictures???? Crap!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 07:12 AM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 09:31 AM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! That's just an ol'wives tale!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 10:48 AM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! That's just an ol'wives tale!!! No! It is history and tradition! ... and yummy!! Hamburger with mustard and without ketchup (Cowboy Burger; Texas Burger) Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. What is a Whataburger? FIVE-INCH BUN FAMOUS MUSTARD FRESH LETTUCE THREE TOMATOES FOUR PICKLES DICED ONIONS 100% PURE AMERICAN BEEF

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 02:05 PM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! That's just an ol'wives tale!!! No! It is history and tradition! ... and yummy!! Hamburger with mustard and without ketchup (Cowboy Burger; Texas Burger) Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. What is a Whataburger? FIVE-INCH BUN FAMOUS MUSTARD FRESH LETTUCE THREE TOMATOES FOUR PICKLES DICED ONIONS 100% PURE AMERICAN BEEF Yeah yeah yeah.....Well it just so happens that I 'grandfathered' (grand mothered?" the hamburger BEFORE 1950....and I like mayo and a cold bun....hey! it's worked for me all these years....IF IT AINT BROKE...DON'T FIX IT!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 03:29 PM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! That's just an ol'wives tale!!! No! It is history and tradition! ... and yummy!! Hamburger with mustard and without ketchup (Cowboy Burger; Texas Burger) Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. What is a Whataburger? FIVE-INCH BUN FAMOUS MUSTARD FRESH LETTUCE THREE TOMATOES FOUR PICKLES DICED ONIONS 100% PURE AMERICAN BEEF Yeah yeah yeah.....Well it just so happens that I 'grandfathered' (grand mothered?" the hamburger BEFORE 1950....and I like mayo and a cold bun....hey! it's worked for me all these years....IF IT AINT BROKE...DON'T FIX IT!!! You're a sissy!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 03/22/12 05:48 PM Edited by galendgirl on Thu 03/22/12 05:49 PM
... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! Yeah yeah yeah...IF IT AINT BROKE...DON'T FIX IT!!! You're a sissy! A sissy without a fish taco! (And I wouldn't change a thing about her!)

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 06:19 PM
... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! Yeah yeah yeah...IF IT AINT BROKE...DON'T FIX IT!!! You're a sissy! A sissy without a fish taco! (And I wouldn't change a thing about her!) I'd feed her some raw oysters!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 03/22/12 07:16 PM
I'd feed her some raw oysters!! Oysters and Coffee... Wow! That will certainly result in some Mingle stories!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Thu 03/22/12 09:00 PM
I like mayo and Ketchup on my burg with just a little mustard No coffee with my oysters

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 03/23/12 10:24 AM
When Vivian comes back, I bet she will need some oysters!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 03/26/12 06:30 PM
Why Texas women are the BEST!! And Vivian is a real Texas woman! Fur sure! Awww ... unless they are showing you their fish. Would you PLEASE leave my fish alone already????? Real Texas women who catch REAL fish eat them with GRITS! And eat mustard on their hamburgers!!! That's just an ol'wives tale!!! No! It is history and tradition! ... and yummy!! Hamburger with mustard and without ketchup (Cowboy Burger; Texas Burger) Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas. A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.” Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established. What is a Whataburger? FIVE-INCH BUN FAMOUS MUSTARD FRESH LETTUCE THREE TOMATOES FOUR PICKLES DICED ONIONS 100% PURE AMERICAN BEEF Yeah yeah yeah.....Well it just so happens that I 'grandfathered' (grand mothered?" the hamburger BEFORE 1950....and I like mayo and a cold bun....hey! it's worked for me all these years....IF IT AINT BROKE...DON'T FIX IT!!! You're a sissy! Wanna bet...I bet I could take ya!