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I see you're out of Kansas...did you bring me some RED Spangled High Heels??? Oh good heavens! those CLEARLY don't work! But I DID stop at DSW after a late night at work and found a pair of "Blowfish" shoes...probably more appropriate on the deserted island thread, but hey... I was supposed to finish writing a speech tonight. Guess I'll have to wing it tomorrow morning. If that doesn't put the fear into ya, nothing will! |
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Keep looking! it could take awhile. We need a map! In braille? |
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alan jackson
http://youtu.be/PlLTI_QxYl8 I've had some fond memories of San Angelo, I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso. Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen, Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places, 'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces. Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet. They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas, But one thing about it, they all have Nice *****. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man, And my arms are red and so is my blood. And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl, And I love 'em all, Texas Women... Aha... |
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Cute. Hot. Fearsome.
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not for sissys
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! |
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alan jackson http://youtu.be/PlLTI_QxYl8 I've had some fond memories of San Angelo, I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso. Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen, Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places, 'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces. Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet. They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas, But one thing about it, they all have Nice *****. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man, And my arms are red and so is my blood. And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl, And I love 'em all, Texas Women... Aha...  Ese is playin country  I'm gone for awhile and ese has gone country and Joe has a pic of my a$$ up
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alan jackson http://youtu.be/PlLTI_QxYl8 I've had some fond memories of San Angelo, I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso. Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen, Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places, 'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces. Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet. They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas, But one thing about it, they all have Nice *****. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man, And my arms are red and so is my blood. And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl, And I love 'em all, Texas Women... Aha... Ese is playin country I'm gone for awhile and ese has gone country and Joe has a pic of my a$$ up Butt it is a very nice Pic! |
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alan jackson http://youtu.be/PlLTI_QxYl8 I've had some fond memories of San Angelo, I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso. Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen, Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places, 'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces. Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet. They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas, But one thing about it, they all have Nice *****. I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy, And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men. Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck, And I live to love Texas Women. Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man, And my arms are red and so is my blood. And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl, And I love 'em all, Texas Women... Aha... Ese is playin country I'm gone for awhile and ese has gone country and Joe has a pic of my a$$ up WELCOME HOME!!! 
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies!  Spelling like I talk....sorry
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! Spelling like I talk....sorry So you are a Sissy? |
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! Spelling like I talk....sorry So you are a Sissy? I am |
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! Spelling like I talk....sorry So you are a Sissy? I am 
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! Spelling like I talk....sorry So you are a Sissy? I am  not hardly
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not for sissys Vivian ... not for sissies! Spelling like I talk....sorry So you are a Sissy? I am not hardly  OK then! Show us your boobs!
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