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Topic: Failed Marriages
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:15 AM
yes I am 3 hours younger......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:15 AM
<--------pst!!!!

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Mon 07/09/07 01:16 AM
I check in with Australia some days to see if I should even get out of bed! They're 14 hours ahead of me.

Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Mon 07/09/07 01:16 AM
stick it where the sun don't shine Gypsy

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:17 AM
Not a chance cause I'm just not interested in making myself over to please someone else (or makng myself over, period). I've been there, done that, got older and smarter and moved on. I just wish I could get one of my male friends to give me a ride once in a while, but they're all married so I guess that's out of the question. :) Besides which IMHO monkeys make better pets than men, as they're neater, they don't talk back and they don't take up as much space in the sack. :)

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:19 AM
I'm just here for the free bananas and the opportunity to pee in the confessional every now and then...

Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Mon 07/09/07 01:19 AM
that is so true..lmao. Even my naked kitty doesn't argue with me

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:20 AM
Big gals like me, we need our tummy room... :)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:21 AM
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sherbrtttttttttt!!!! geeeeeeeeez youre not that old......Im older......and why are you on a dating site then??? Ive been making myself over since I could talk....former hairstylist for 20 years...I hear you on the neat part but hmmmmm for some unknown monkey reason.......

Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Mon 07/09/07 01:21 AM
i just need my leg room...even though i'm short

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:22 AM
lol sherbert.......I bet youre not that big!!!! Besides, most of my friends are big girls.....I have no idea why......but they are....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:23 AM
hey I used to check into australia too kid....... I love Aussie Land!

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:24 AM
I'm just here to make friends and have some laughs and since I've done both, I consider JSH a great place to call home. :) OMG the monkey just sharted all over the clean sheets. I can't take it anymore, aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :)

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:24 AM
And I've still got water in my bellows...

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Mon 07/09/07 01:25 AM
That poopy monkey!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:26 AM
that monkey LIVES for Banana Dog!!!! oh I have a new portrait of banana dog..........uno momento!!!

Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Mon 07/09/07 01:26 AM
ewwwwww....think of the laundry you have now

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/09/07 01:28 AM
just a bunch of peels and monkey poop.....and a bit of holy pee.....not problem!!!!

Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Mon 07/09/07 01:28 AM


SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Mon 07/09/07 01:29 AM
The Holy Pee is no more, it tasted good with the cornflakes and the sliced up banana dog, mmmmmmmmmmmmm... Getting the towel boy to do the laundry is another story...