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Well, think about it. A guy tells you, "Your eyes aren't as pretty as (fill in the blank), and your boobs aren't exactly what i was hoping for. And I hate those shirts you wear. But I love you for your sense of humor and your integrity, your sense of humor and your talent". Is this a deal-killer for you? Do you really hope for this kind of candidness? if they can't handle what they dish out |
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Hmm... Won't date a girl that:
1. Thinks grinding with other guys is okay 2. Can't clean up after themselves 3. Blames me for cheating 4. Doesn't respect and honor the military 5. Doesn't have a job 6. Doesn't have a car 7. Doesn't take care of themselves (fitness/health) 8. Has an IQ less than 130 9. Lives more than 75 miles from me 10. Thinks she is better than anybody There's more, but those are at the top of my list... YES, I'M F'IN PICKY |
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Oh, she can't have 6 toes on her left foot.
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I refuse to date anyone who ___________________________ is a fall down drunk...I need somebody to hold me up.  |
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I refuse to date anyone who ___________________________ Whose favorite show was/is The Dukes Of Hazzard. |
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girls that won't put out on the first date...
how else am I supposed to know if we are sexually compatible? 
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A Priest a Rabbi and a Duck walk into a bar, bartender asks, "What's this, a joke?"
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How do you seat 4 gay guys at a bar with one stool?
Flip it over... |
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How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
Nothing's missing, your math homework is done, and they are still trying to get the car outta the driveway. |
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7 guys walk into a bar.
#7 needs to find a new group of friends. |
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