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Topic: Tax Deductable Toilet Paper
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 03/01/11 01:06 PM Edited by uk1971 on Tue 03/01/11 01:07 PM
I'm thinking of claiming my yearly toilet paper expenses as a medical deduction on my taxes. My logic is that toilet paper is, in actuality, a kind of low tech fecal matter test strip. Upon swabbing the affected area, if it remains white that indicates a negative result, and if it appears brown it's positive.

GravelRidgeBoy Joined Thu 01/06/11 Posts: 505	Tue 03/01/11 02:38 PM
I'm thinking of claiming my yearly toilet paper expenses as a medical deduction on my taxes. My logic is that toilet paper is, in actuality, a kind of low tech fecal matter test strip. Upon swabbing the affected area, if it remains white that indicates a negative result, and if it appears brown it's positive. By that logic you could claim it as medicine also since you use the "test strips" until they come back as a negative result, there fore you are cured of your problem...lol

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