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| Topic: how do you treat a polar bear wound???!!!?? | |
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i just got attacked by a polar bear bear and i dont know how to treat this big gash in my neck i think it was a vampire polar bear >_< IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!
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very carfully!!!hehehe
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I think you're getting your species confused. Polar bears have sworn allegiance to the werewolves. Grizzly bears are the ones that aid the vampires.
I mean seriously, it's not that hard to remember. |
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DAMN THOSE GRIZZLES!!!!!
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lmao
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and here i thought i was random, i think yall got me beat!!!
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If you just got attacked I doubt JSH would be the first thing on your mind.
Unless you were thinking of me then I don't blame you for wanting to see my awesome hair cut and self before you see the light. 
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See, I tend to remember it with alliteration:
White polar bears and Werewolves and Brown grizzly bears and Blood-drinking vampires. |
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YOU HAVE TO TREAT IT WIT "" POLAR JELLY ""
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what about RAPTOR WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!
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nono, see raptors don't need rocket launchers. They hunt in packs, so they have to use more precise weapons to minimize friendly fire incidents. Trust me on this one. If there's one thing that's more dangerous than a werewolf, it's a pack of hungry raptors.
You, my friend, have a lot learn about the dangers of this world. |
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WTF!!!! your gonna be my vice president dude i need someone like you for back up ^_^
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@ Tiger.....good one Hope it can be purchased at the local walmart. |
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woah, woah, I'd love to help you, but I'd never get into politics. Politicians are some wierd hybrid of werewolves, vampires, AND raptors.
Rumor has it that on a full moon, politicians morph into giant ticks (the morphing power is a by-product of their werewolf DNA), and roam the countryside in packs (raptor DNA), sucking the blood of innocent citizens (vampire DNA). Because of their unique genetic makeup, they can't be killed. Only replaced. |
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LMAO!!!!
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<<<<<<<<<<<<someone call for a doctor
  
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Boo!~Grrrrrrrr(lmao)
Guns=1 Bear scratch to left buttock cheek Wise A$% remarks=2 Bear scratchs(both cheeks) Rocket Launcher=I swipe ur brainless skull clean off ur shoulders(lmao);=)~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~{bear }~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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U can learn alot from a Bear.(lmao)This vid.
will help to enlighten U somewhat.(lmao) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbJanbbqnw
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I didn't want to say this but I have seen the light no I mean the chicken bucket.. aj, never lose the bucket it bestows so much wisdom on you.
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