You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead................................................................................... Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late........................................................................... As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..........................................
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine....................................... To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error............................ The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life........................................
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door....................................... The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work..................................................................... Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished..................................................... The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job............................................................
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.................................
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them......................................... Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.................................................... I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.....................................................................
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous....................................................................

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Dr. Hunter S Thompson