Topic: Little Johnny and the Two Dogs
uk1971's photo
Wed 02/09/11 09:55 AM
After summer vacation Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said,
'Today I want each of you to share with the class the most interesting thing you saw during your break'
Students then took turns telling stories from their summer break.
Then it was Johnny's turn:
"One day I was a walking home from school when I saw these two dogs, one after the other, chasing after a car. That car then stopped and that first dog crashed into the bumper.
The second dog then rammed his head in the firsts backside and went straight up his a$$!"
The teacher exclaimed
'RECTUM Johnny, RECTUM'
Johnny said,
"Recked um!!! It killed em both outright!"



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Lpdon's photo
Wed 02/09/11 06:34 PM
surprised

thewaterbearer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 07:09 PM
shocked whoa noway

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 02/09/11 11:25 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 02/11/11 09:46 AM