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A man wakes up to someone knocking on his door.
He looks at the clock and it's 3:15, he tries to go back to sleep. Unfortunately his wife also was awakened. She says "Aren't you going to answer the door?! He says. "Oh I guess so." He goes downstairs, opens the front door and sees a very drunk man standing there. The drunk says "I need a push." The man says "I'm not going to give you a push it's after 3 in the morning!" Slams the door and goes back to bed. His wife asks, "Who was that?" He said, "Some drunk guy needing a push." She says, "Honey. Remember that time we got stuck out in the country, and we walked up to that farm house at an ungodly hour, and that farmer came and helped us. Remember how thankful we were?" He says, "Yes I remember. Okayyyyyy." He got dressed went back downstairs opened the front door and looked out into the darkness and yelled, "Hey are you still here?" The drunk slurs, "Yesh." He asks, "Do you still need a push?" Yesh." Slurs the drunk. "Where are you?" enquires the man. The drunk answers, "Over here. Sitting on the swing."     
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