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Something I've been noticing lately --
There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... |
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I'm not real excited that FB is also trying to be a dating site... I'm there for friends and family not dating...
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Apparently you are discounting the desperate. The desperate will grasp futiley at anything that stumbles into reach....pathetic but true.
Pix.....ehhh I get it all the time that people think my pix are fake and must be someone elses.... (apparently from California) Not everyone on the net is technologically retarded....I am pretty close but, I have figured out camera timers and photo editing.... the one eyed man is king in the land of the retarded... If I may say.... Lex...don't disreguard the ladies who look like Breznev with a mole that looks like Gorbechev....those chicks put out. |
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Apparently you are discounting the desperate. The desperate will grasp futiley at anything that stumbles into reach....pathetic but true. Pix.....ehhh I get it all the time that people think my pix are fake and must be someone elses.... (apparently from California) Not everyone on the net is technologically retarded....I am pretty close but, I have figured out camera timers and photo editing.... the one eyed man is king in the land of the retarded... If I may say.... Lex...don't disreguard the ladies who look like Breznev with a mole that looks like Gorbechev....those chicks put out. Yeah, but I don't want to find myself in a culture where I can't get toilet paper and trendy American jeans.... |
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Why you gotta be hatin' on my YahooScammer name?
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Something I've been noticing lately -- There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... |
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Apparently you are discounting the desperate. The desperate will grasp futiley at anything that stumbles into reach....pathetic but true. Pix.....ehhh I get it all the time that people think my pix are fake and must be someone elses.... (apparently from California) Not everyone on the net is technologically retarded....I am pretty close but, I have figured out camera timers and photo editing.... the one eyed man is king in the land of the retarded... If I may say.... Lex...don't disreguard the ladies who look like Breznev with a mole that looks like Gorbechev....those chicks put out. Yeah, but I don't want to find myself in a culture where I can't get toilet paper and trendy American jeans.... Toilet paper? I thought that is why we wear underwear...to sop up the butt drippings. Oh crap! My inner monologue was on speaker phone again wasn't it? Damnit! |
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Why you gotta be hatin' on my YahooScammer name? Sorry, I thought you were YahooCannibal3782. |
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Why you gotta be hatin' on my YahooScammer name? Sorry, I thought you were YahooCannibal3782. Somebody already nabbed it, but it was my first pick... |
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Something I've been noticing lately -- There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... It gets old and boring after the twenty billionth time. |
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Warhol sucked @$$
Then again so did Salvadore Dali Picasso Monet Manet and Renoit. But, I digress.... sooooooo, you don't dig your 20 billionth enema? Hmmmm Maybe you are just tough to please. |
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Something I've been noticing lately -- There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... It gets old and boring after the twenty billionth time. not to me. I still get an odd enjoyment from the sense of control. I'm working on mind control tactics - to delete it just by thinking about it... |
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Lex.. i like you... you are the bestest blue friend i have!!!
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Warhol sucked @$$ Then again so did Salvadore Dali Picasso Monet Manet and Renoit. But, I digress.... sooooooo, you don't dig your 20 billionth enema? Hmmmm Maybe you are just tough to please. So they tell me. I figure I'm just looking for a certain kind of person. Or maybe a stegosaurus wearing a red hat. That's probably more likely. |
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Lex.. i like you... you are the bestest blue friend i have!!!
Orange, Iz, like your cheerleader outfit. That was a nice outfit....! |
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Something I've been noticing lately -- There's a particular dating site-style app on FB that sends me e-mails every day saying "Someone likes you! YahooScammer8452 clicked YES on your profile and wants to hear from you now!" Well, I've changed the user name in the above example, because probably no Yahoo scammer is dumb enough to use "YahooScammer" in their user name; although, after reading some of their profiles, I have to wonder. The point is, the ones who "like" me inevitably fall into one of two categories -- Category A is the ones that are blatantly obvious Yahoo scammers (easily-discerned fashion magazine-type photos, profiles that make them sound desperate to meet some shlub who's too stupid to question the validity of their whole approach, and they're always from California. This is only on that one particular site -- on most other sites, Yahoo scammers can be from either California or New York). Category B is someone more local, but who is 85 and looks like Stalin after a bout with bubonic plague. It probably sounds shallow, but I've just never been attracted to the Dead Communist Dictator look. And I'm not just picking on the Soviets here, because Chairman Mao really doesn't do anything for me, either, although Andy Warhol did make him look a lot better there for awhile. It just makes me wonder who the hell is actually falling for this stuff. And it also makes me wonder why I keep looking at their e-mails.... It gets old and boring after the twenty billionth time. not to me. I still get an odd enjoyment from the sense of control. I'm working on mind control tactics - to delete it just by thinking about it... I'd be interested in that if you get to the point where you can eliminate the SCAMMER just by thinking about it....now there's a useful ability! |
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Lex.. i like you... you are the bestest blue friend i have!!!
Orange, Iz, like your cheerleader outfit. That was a nice outfit....!
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not to me. I still get an odd enjoyment from the sense of control. I'm working on mind control tactics - to delete it just by thinking about it... You are making the mistake of thinking guys are smarter than thier di**s. We aint. You can outwit a brick but,..in the end..you are still just outwitting a brick that thinks with its penis. Except for Lex...he thinks he is gonna get a woman to orgasm with vocabulary...... if he does, I really wanna know what he said! |
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Lex.. i like you... you are the bestest blue friend i have!!!
Orange, Iz, like your cheerleader outfit. That was a nice outfit....!
Bingo....! |
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there you go...
and just to hijack your thread a lil bit more... (((((((((((((((FEAR!!!!!!!!!)))))))))))))))) ok im done hijacking now.. 
 
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