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soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Thu 01/20/11 04:26 PM
... So, everyone but Soufie, please take a look at the profile and tell me if I come across as a major ***** or just a minor one. Thanks. What'd I do? Nothing. You know I love you and would marry you if I could. I just always have to be a smart azz. Well alright then :-) You know we would just fight over which one of us was the trophy wife.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Thu 01/20/11 04:28 PM
... So, everyone but Soufie, please take a look at the profile and tell me if I come across as a major ***** or just a minor one. Thanks. What'd I do? You have a great sense of humor! Hahaha it pays to share a name with your paramour :-) Have you lovebirds come up for air yet?

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Thu 01/20/11 04:30 PM
Well, after a serious azz chewing from my sister last night about my supposed "ongoing pity party" and "bad attitude" about a prospective love life, I have decided to try and put myself out there again seriously. So, everyone but Soufie, please take a look at the profile and tell me if I come across as a major ***** or just a minor one. Thanks. Don't change a thing hun your sexxxy awsome

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 01/20/11 04:31 PM
Well alright then :-) You know we would just fight over which one of us was the trophy wife. Yeah, there's that. And, the fact that I have an assassin who is after me. I don't want to drag you into that.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 01/20/11 04:33 PM
Well, after a serious azz chewing from my sister last night about my supposed "ongoing pity party" and "bad attitude" about a prospective love life, I have decided to try and put myself out there again seriously. So, everyone but Soufie, please take a look at the profile and tell me if I come across as a major ***** or just a minor one. Thanks. Don't change a thing hun your sexxxy awsome Thanks. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't exposing myself for the real biotch I am. Gotta hide that side of me until after the wedding.

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Thu 01/20/11 04:33 PM
oh ruth u know ur one of my dearest friends on here dont u change for anything or any one just be who you are

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 01/20/11 04:35 PM
oh ruth u know ur one of my dearest friends on here dont u change for anything or any one just be who you are ((((((Sneaks)))))))

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Thu 01/20/11 04:39 PM
Well alright then :-) You know we would just fight over which one of us was the trophy wife. Yeah, there's that. And, the fact that I have an assassin who is after me. I don't want to drag you into that. Maybe he just wants to kill your inhibitions.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/20/11 07:40 PM
told ya if ya wanna turn gay im right there with ya lol (((((((((((((((RUTH))))))))))))))))))) ur the best Ruth, if you want to have a gender-transfer operation, and then turn gay, I'll marry you. But first you must turn back to a woman again, do a confessional to a priest, and get a communion, or else shave your head. No promises, though. I agree, you are the best!!! (Or... maybe even better than that. I did not mean to insult you.) That Mumbai guy does not realize how lucky he is if he plays his cards right. (I was going to write, "... how lucky he is going to get", but I abandoned that wording... you know, what with the connotation of "get lucky with her".) I you, Wux. The Mumbai guy and are planning our wedding now. I have already sent him the money he needs to come to America and a little extra for his mother's surgery she so desperately needs. Sorry, I fell asleep. It's now 34:00 o'clock here in Ngabishu. So... I hope he (the Mumbai guy) reciprocates with all his love and the $24,000,003.00 dollars he was commissioned by the King to smuggle out of the country through you. I should be so lucky to see where you hide all that cash on your person.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/20/11 07:43 PM Edited by wux on Thu 01/20/11 07:44 PM
Well alright then :-) You know we would just fight over which one of us was the trophy wife. Yeah, there's that. And, the fact that I have an assassin who is after me. I don't want to drag you into that. Maybe he just wants to kill your inhibitions. OK. Are you 2 "pro" hibition?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/20/11 07:50 PM Edited by wux on Thu 01/20/11 08:49 PM
The quote from Waldo at the end is a bit of a downer. Leave it in if it is truly you. It is for a person who has no future, none to plan for, anyway-- a person who has to give up on learning from the past, since all she can reasonably plan for is one 12-hour period in her immediate future. I am not saying it's bad or good, but if it's not you, I'd take that part out. On a lighter note... Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. "cumber" is not an English word. Does it stand for "encumber" or for "cucumber"? Both ways the verse make sense, but different senses, that's why I'm asking. Well, I checked and "cumbered" is the word Emerson used. So, you'll have to take that up with him. Perhaps hold a seance? I disagree with your interpretation of the poem. I don't see it as negative. But, thanks for reading my profile. Yeah, read your profile... sounds like that of a beeeech... but where did you get the gorgeous models to pose for the pictures? Do they do this by the hour? Say $500 for ten minutes. That'd add up... now, let's see... two photos, at a rate of 1/300th of a second each... ma'm your honorarium is less than 3/17th of a cent... we have the exact equivalent for you, luckily, 24,000,003.00 Kenyan dollars. Here it is, go, buy yourself a cumber with it.

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Thu 01/20/11 08:06 PM
I was going to send you an email but I can't!! I was going to ask you to have an intimate encounter with me!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Fri 01/21/11 05:24 AM
I was going to send you an email but I can't!! I was going to ask you to have an intimate encounter with me!! For you, I might change that.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Fri 01/21/11 05:25 AM
Here it is, go, buy yourself a cumber with it. No need, my Mumbai boyfriend says he will buy me one.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 01/22/11 01:56 AM
Here it is, go, buy yourself a cumber with it. No need, my Mumbai boyfriend says he will buy me one. Yeah, right. Those guys can't be beat when it comes to 'cumbers.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 01/22/11 07:22 AM
Here it is, go, buy yourself a cumber with it. No need, my Mumbai boyfriend says he will buy me one. Yeah, right. Those guys can't be beat when it comes to 'cumbers. I don't know. I sent him the money twice (it got lost in the mail the first time) but I haven't seen my cumber yet.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 01/22/11 07:31 AM
Looks good to me.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 01/22/11 09:50 AM
OK ruth and sophie I will settle this once and for all!! U are both gorgeous and Hot so we will have a 3 way and I will be the "middle" man!!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sat 01/22/11 09:59 AM
(((Mikey))) Perv! Ruth I think your profile is great! Just from the few post of yours I've noticed you are a funny funny person. Good luck

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 01/22/11 10:09 AM
(((Mikey))) Perv! Ruth I think your profile is great! Just from the few post of yours I've noticed you are a funny funny person. Good luck Of course I am Haley!!! Ive never heard of a foursume but if U wann join these other 2 gorgeous ladies I will give it a try!!