Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me...
twice on the pipe if the answer is noooooo

he wants to live like a young man with the wisdom of an old man
beautiful loser, it's easier and faster when you fall, ya just can't have it all...

My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for shooo..

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
Up here the bottle never runs dry
And you never wake up with those tears in your eyes

There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear
you are on my lonely mind.

I gotta get drunk, I can't stay sober
There's a lot of good people in town
Who gotta hear me holler
See me spend my dollar
And I wouldn't think of letting em down
There's a lot of doctors that tell me
I'd better stop putting it down
But there's more old drunks
Than there are old doctors
So I guess I'd better have another round

I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world finally growing wise
Because it seems to me some kind of harmony
Is on the rise

H: Anyone with half a brain
P: Take it slow

H: Could spend their whole life howling in pain
P: He looks at me and seems to know

H: Because the dark is everywhere and
P: The things that I’m afraid to show

H: Penny doesn’t seem to care that soon the dark in me is all that will remain
P: and suddenly I feel this glow

H: Listen close to everybody’s heart
P: And I believe there’s good in everybody’s heart

H: and hear that breaking sound
P: keep it safe and sound

H: Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
P: With hope you can do your part

H: And crashing to the ground
P: To turn a life around

H: I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s filled with filth and lies
P:I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s finally growing wise

H: But it’s plain to see evil inside of me is on the rise
P: And it’s plain to see rapture inside of me is on the rise

It 's written on our palms
and it's written on our hearts
it's written in our songs and it's written in the stars

sometimes all we can do
is stand up tall

they're standing in line just
to watch us fall

we can't forget these are the days
oh don't be afraid
we can't forget these are the days

well we got each other
and that's all we need
from here on out it's just you and me

two hometown hearts up against the world
they don't stand a chance against this boy & girl
we've chased them down
fought bigger fights

but I know babe it's gonna be alright

well it feels like we're livin pay check to check
and we wake up wonderin what might happen next

ya sometimes it feels like we won't make it through
but the hard times pass like the good ones do

baby wrap your fingers and hold on tight
I'll be right here beside you tonight
baby come up here watch the city glow
let's make a wish on the fireworks below

we're making moments that we won't forget

Us girls are so magical
soft skin
red lips
hard to resist
so touchable
too good to deny it
it ain't no big deal
it's innocent

close your eyes and I'll kiss you
tomorrow I'll miss you
remember I'll always be true
and then while I'm away,
I'll write home everyday
and I'll send all my lovin to you

you put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up
put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning...

One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
I heard him say as I made my retreat


"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

been up in fields of wildflowers
she breathes the air and flys away

she thanks her jesus for
the daisies and the roses

in no simple language
someday she'll understand

the meaning of it all

I met my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me
I just smiled
And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years

starin' at world thru my rearview
lookin back at the world
thru another life
you know what I mean

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in
Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with
double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you

That one always brings a tear to my eye......

yeah I know Jeff...makes me boob like a baby every time too....

may as well have the entire tear jerking effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ