Just came to say helllllllllllllllllllllllllo to everyone out there.

Best to leave u with a laugh :)

As I mature.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ********.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy your relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

i have learned to beware of those who tout themselves as "scratchy"

haha!! j/k.....welcome

LMAO hey Scratchy is better than Itchy lol so it could be worse ;)

Thanks for the welcome (((HUGS)))

ahhhh, very true....i'm just glad it didn't say scabby

*runs for cover*






disclaimer:
as i have no prior knowledge, the above statement is no way intended to imply that the original poster is now, or at any time in the past, being or been referred to as such. the use of the word "scabby" is in no way meant to be disparaging or to discourage any suitable future partner(s) from pursuing a relationship (romantic or otherwise) with the original poster. in the event you find yourself to be a suitable match and you make the choice to pursue any such relationship, you do so with the understanding that any discovery of said ailment, as depicted in my "joking" statement, will have occurred as a result of a profoundly misfortunate coincidence. any and all liability will be the responsibility of you (the pursuer).

LMFGDAOOOOOOOOOO OMG that is friggen classic lol

Im sure there is a range of names that would be the steer clear of lol

yes well, if they come up i'll prepare another disclaimer.

Thanks everyone for the welcome :)

Howdy..........

ok so now that you have been here a few days, have you learned anything new or disproved any of the things you thought you knew?

Why yes i have KC:

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more messed up than you think.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

I've learned that money is a great substitute for character.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

I've learned that no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually revert.

I've learned that no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that two people can screw the exact same person and compare notes.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.



damn i must have been having a stutter when i wrote that - i was stuck on repeat for a sec but all cleared up

Your funny......

Oh i try Mr New

*note to self*...next time wait till you can confirm the passed out part!

Yeah and the other person naked helps too

*additional note* stock-up on tequila

Can i eat the worm

Well if I was a betting man...............