NOW I'M FEELING THE SUMMER!!

I've learned that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

I've learned that no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.