My neice is 40 years old..........

is she cold?

She is in Newark so I assume so.........

well I'm in the south room with no heat and an old 200 yr? farmhouse and this room is exposed to the east, west and south (that's why we call it the south room....get it?)

hopefully your niece is a bit warmer than me.

I am smoking something real tasty right now. Your not!

I would imagine she is pretty well lubricated. I happen to be a great great uncle. My great great neice is 4.........

Want to bet brother...........

I'm the Greatest Aunt. I have a coffee cup that says so.
But this is my great niece actually,
eleven nieces/nephews are from 10-32, great nieces are 1,3 and 4.

but I'm still cold

STOP IT that's not nice.
I can't even go outside for a cigarette.
Show off.

Why you got to go outside for a cig. Some religious thing?.......

not my house

and dad is on oxygen, not a good mix I hear

K, I'm going out....if I'm not back in 10 send the St Bernards please

Gotcha. Yeah that would not be good. You said you were cold why not get one of those little electric heaters. They work good for a room. They aren't very expensive.......

Gads, even the dog gave me a weird look when I tried to make her go out with me. She has more sense.
I know, I know.

Well, I have two of those - at my house...Where I left the thermostat at a nice comfy 68 degrees for the two cats when I left 4 months ago.
I do think I'll be going home to get one tomorrow cause seeing your breath when you try to sleep isn't really relaxing. I do think we're moving to the recliners for the night.

Won't be cool when her mommy shows up tomorrow and she's frostbit from sleeping.

Damn you left your cats for 4 months? You left food for them didn't you?..............

Holy Mother of God!

I just woke up and realized that after my cocktail hour of doobage and screwdrivers.....apparently I succombed to a case of world class munchies.

Bag of chips (The whole damned bag)
Entire jar of Hell on the Red salsa
a canned ham
and I am guessing 4-5 strawberry fruit bars

Damned documentaries make me hungry!

damn ,must have been a good nite lol.

just running through to go poke (((((((((((((((ROW))))))))))))) oh taking off again lol i have to keep her amused lol

I boycott documentaries on
doobage nights.

Stoners!

Johnnys excellent adventures!


Back in October, I noticed my truck started stinking... Like not some average stink, a major stinkeroo. I couldn't figure it out, I checked the underneath, the wheel wells etc... It Never stank inside the cab though. Then it stopped stinkin.
Anyways, Yesterday I filled up my windshield washer juice container(twice a year cause it holds a half gallon or about) and in the corner of my eye, I noticed raccoon fur around my radiator... yup a huge mofo raccoon caught up in my engine.

So I did what any normal prankster does. I took it to the dealer totally upset(time for scheduled servicing anyways)... I said to the clerk: Sir! This truck is 2 years old... Is it normal that the insulation around the starter comes undone? The guy looks at me all nervous says: Starter insulation????

I said: Yeah! the fur that covers the starter... buddy
I said: Come outside I'll show you, stick your head down there and look... all kinds of insulation there.

The guy looks at me almost in tears.... You bastid! you got me!
Then he calls out all the mechanics to show off my traveling companion for the last 3 months