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Topic: Thought for the day :)
actionlynx's photo
Tue 02/01/11 11:56 AM
Sometimes those who wish to lead are meant to follow, and those who wish to follow are meant to lead.

newarkjw's photo
Tue 02/01/11 09:31 PM
“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language.
Could it be that
‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”...........smokin


Scratcy's photo
Fri 02/04/11 07:25 PM
Care about what other people think , and you will be their prisoner for life.

actionlynx's photo
Fri 02/04/11 07:44 PM
Gummy bears are sweet, but Care Bears will rob you of your testicles.

ajagirl's photo
Mon 02/07/11 02:48 AM
Happiness is a journey not a destination.

Thorb's photo
Mon 02/07/11 01:55 PM
as for the shortest sentence .... No.

as for the thought of the day.


"Clean the snow off your doorstep"

Scratcy's photo
Mon 02/07/11 03:15 PM
if life ever gets you down just remember you were the strongest and the most fastest sperm out of millions

actionlynx's photo
Mon 02/07/11 03:40 PM

if life ever gets you down just remember you were the strongest and the most fastest sperm out of millions


:laughing: :laughing: rofl rofl rofl rofl

I love it! I'm going to remember that one so I can tell a few people!

Scratcy's photo
Wed 03/16/11 09:34 PM
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

Scenario:Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario:Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students..

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario :Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

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