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Sometimes those who wish to lead are meant to follow, and those who wish to follow are meant to lead.
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“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”........... |
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Care about what other people think , and you will be their prisoner for life.
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Gummy bears are sweet, but Care Bears will rob you of your testicles.
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Happiness is a journey not a destination.
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as for the shortest sentence .... No.
as for the thought of the day. "Clean the snow off your doorstep" |
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if life ever gets you down just remember you were the strongest and the most fastest sperm out of millions
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if life ever gets you down just remember you were the strongest and the most fastest sperm out of millions I love it! I'm going to remember that one so I can tell a few people! |
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario:Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs Scenario:Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.. 1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability. Scenario :Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Scenario :Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. 2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario :Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest. 1957 - Ants die. 2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario :Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy |
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