today.....I went to my favourite pizza place and picked up my pizza. The guy at the counter....not bad looking.... for some odd reason was showing me his ring finger...no rings, trying to make small talk with me ....I guess this was his idea of flirting idk.

Then I went to get into my car and tripped getting in...

Has anything like this happened to you??? the clumbsy part I mean....after some person tries to flirt with you...

IM WAITING!!!!

oh my gosh, did he see you trip at the car?

That was a lame way to flirt

yes he seen me trip into my car.......I have no idea how I do these things.......I know I am always on the go go go fast fast....hmmmm

go back in and get his # girl.

Nothing recent thank gawd!!!

But ... when I was younger I was at a street corner waiting to cross and a couple of real cuties started flirting with me from their car - they were at the stop light ... I took one step to start crossing the road and my shoe when sailing and landed in front of their car ...

I had to limp on one shoe all the way there ... I am still mortified

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

HAHAHA omg awwwwwwww sorry artgurl....that sounds like something I do on a regular basis.......Im starting to think I was born we todded idk.......

Sorry it happened to you!

ha ha ,,
I'm a SPAZ!!
step on my hand as I run away !

heyaaaaaaaa purpleeeeeeee~~~!!!!

So it's Gypsy "twinkle toes" 41? I see!

I DO !!!LOL>>>> @ME <<<<

LOL hey tj......yes I thought I better get it all out into the open......apparantly Im NOT perfect and will never profess to be and I hope that if I tell ppl everything bad about me now, there won't be any surprizes and they can only think I am great.....hmmmmm until they see me break a light switch on the wall......which I may add I have only done once!!!

something similar happened to me...I was on vacation with friends and we were all dressed up and ready to go out and we were walking and we see some really cute guys looking at us across the street, so we decided we would go talk to them and I must have mis judged where the curb was because part of my foot was off the curb and part was on it and i fell right down and everything came out of my purse and I broke my ankle...BUT the guy did come over to help

it has happened to me. and it was the start of a relationship.

i didn't trip though. she did.

i was working at an aerospace firm in CA where i had the habit of going in early partly because the ex-Navy chef in the executive dining room was simply one of the finest i have ever experienced. he'd come in painfully early on account of his longstanding habit and short order virtually anything he had the ingredients for - as breakfast - and everything he made was great!

well, i was in one morning ordering an omelet when a beautiful tanned athletic girl came in and got herself some peach cobbler and was standing looking out the window at mist over the landscaped iceplant and i could not take my eyes off her as i waited for my omelet. i looked away at the kitchen where i could see the chef cooking my food. when i looked back she was gazing intently at me. our eyes locked as she lifted a large spoonful of peach cobbler to her mouth, missed completely, and dumped it right on her white, pristine blouse. i rushed over with napkins and we laughed and laughed as she got some water and dabbed herself. when she found out i was new in town she invited me over for a beer and an introduction to the neighborhood.

when i got to her house i was in for a surprise. the walls everywhere were decorated with quite seductive semi-nude photos of her! turns out she was a lingerie and swimsuit model as well. i got my Corona and we went out for about 6 months. that was my first girlfriend when i moved to LA.

sooooo that is one of my stories.....

Hmmmm the old broken ankle trick eh???? I must write that down!!!

works everytime.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa slowhand!!!! Hmmmmm maybe I am a swimsuit model in disguise???? jkjkjkjk

try some food on the blouse...
here, i'll watch!



true story though! no kidding.