So I just got a call from a friend of mine, saying he needs me to go out on a boy's night out.

I asked him 'why?'

Well, this girl he met has gotten clingy, not the cute clingy, but the 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you' clingy.

Personaly, I wouldent mind a clingy person, but when the last 10 missed calls in one hour have her number, or you have to BEG a friend to keep you occupied, somthing isn't right.

so I told him to run, now I wouldent do it, but me and him are differant. I just need to start talking and people scatter like widefire to get away He opens his mouth and it's like seagulls to bread. So I guess tonight I'm going to see about chilling with my friend, and maybe this time he will take my advice and go after the girl I tell him to, another flaw of mine, when I give advice, it works, when I take my own advice, I cr4ash into a wall.

Umm that is not clingy. That is psycho. RUN and do NOT look back.

If she boils his bunny, then yeah, he needs to run.

run, run, and keep running without ever looking back.

dude stop crashing into walls. it is seriously not recommended.

He should be honest with this girl. Its guys that run and don't tell the truth is when the women start to resent them.

And then I would run!!!!

A little clingy can be cute. A lot clingy and you just want to get out the machete and cut and cut and cut until you run out of things to cut.

Warning signs (actual statements from my ex-wife):

"I don't like it when you hang out with your (female) friends."

"I don't like it when you hang out with your (male) friends."

"I don't like it when you hang out with your brother."

"I don't like it when you go to play hockey."

"I don't like it when you go to work. Take me with you."

"I don't like it when you go anywhere and leave me at home."

....a trend develops....

And I almost ALWAYS seem to end up with the super-clingy ones. So I've gotten really good at detecting them early....

....and I will talk to them as soon as I see this begin, but it never does any good....!!

Run early and often.

going through a glass window is not recommanded either

he should run....

Haha, well, he isn;t realy the most open honest guy. I'm like that annoying figure on his shoulder telling him to do what's right, only this time i'm teling him to run like crazy.

I honestly think the girl is lonesome and needs someone who can devote 24/7 to her. Like me and my friend are the ONLY people in our circle of friends who arent taken, thus why we hang out alot together and such.

oh dear ... go straight to jail ... do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

He needs to be honest with her though.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Maybe she needs to buy a dog that can keep her company 24/7...That's what I did...and now I don't feel the need to stalk anymore!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa native!!!!

Creations you have a beautiful "eye"

run run dont stop running till she cant catch up ,

Haha, that's what my ex-girlfriend was like.

Hence the ex part.

Run! Dial 911! Hit Mach 5 Before you hit the door!There is something called the "Witness Program" that may help!Better yet, space travel is just coming on line!

run run as fast as u can u'll never catch me i'm the gingerbread man