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last day on earth. what do you do? I would take a long bath. Put on careful makeup (so those theatrical embalmers can't screw it up.) I would dress in a clown outfit. I would stick an air freshener up my azz. Then call the coroner. And ask for a discount. That...was priceless...love it.  If I knew it was my last day...spend it with my babies and honey.  If I didn't...I guess doing pretty much whatever I had planned for that day. 
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