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Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 14
Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 10:08 AM

Bastet is up to her eyeballs in family.
I sent Johnn an email demanding he put
in an appearance, so we shall see.
I want hand-written notes for excuses.


Signed by their mothers? :tongue:

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Sat 12/25/10 10:56 AM

Twas the night of party
The joints were all rolled
And piled high in their stacks
With hopes that by midnight, we'd be stoned to the max.

We drank Southern Comfort,
And smoked Panama Red.
While visions of lights,
Enlightened our heads.

All of a sudden, there came a knock at the door
"It's a bust" we all yelled
And the freaks hit the floor.

But what to our red glossy eyes should appear
But a pound of Columbian, and two kegs of beer.

The man at the door
gave us a jolly good smile
So we invited him in to party awhile.

He sat in the corner
and started to roll
So we filled up his beer mug
and sparked up a bowl.

We heard him exclaim
as he flew through the sky
"Marijuana to all, and to all a good high!"





:thumbsup: Good one JEFF!

MERRY CHRISTMAS Stoners!!smokin drinker

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 11:15 AM

Ah yes family and the holidays. So much fun.
My friend is supposed to bring me over a
little something special for Christmas.
Other than that I am not doing a damn thing today............smokin

Me either, oh joy :-)
Hope he shows..

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 11:16 AM


Bastet is up to her eyeballs in family.
I sent Johnn an email demanding he put
in an appearance, so we shall see.
I want hand-written notes for excuses.

Signed by their mothers? :tongue:

I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)

no photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:19 PM
My IMG Goddess, spit spit spit :heart: love

no photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:21 PM

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:31 PM

My IMG Goddess, spit spit spit :heart: love



Ptooie right on your nose :-)

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:47 PM



Bastet is up to her eyeballs in family.
I sent Johnn an email demanding he put
in an appearance, so we shall see.
I want hand-written notes for excuses.

Signed by their mothers? :tongue:

I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)


What a coincidence....mine actually is signed by the Pope. Unfortunately, it's not very interesting. ohwell

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:52 PM




Bastet is up to her eyeballs in family.
I sent Johnn an email demanding he put
in an appearance, so we shall see.
I want hand-written notes for excuses.

Signed by their mothers? :tongue:

I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)


What a coincidence....mine actually is
signed by the Pope. Unfortunately, it's
not very interesting. ohwell

Oh just copy his handwriting and make
it more provocative :-)
Remember.
I will believe ANYthing.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 05:57 PM





Bastet is up to her eyeballs in family.
I sent Johnn an email demanding he put
in an appearance, so we shall see.
I want hand-written notes for excuses.

Signed by their mothers? :tongue:

I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)


What a coincidence....mine actually is
signed by the Pope. Unfortunately, it's
not very interesting. ohwell

Oh just copy his handwriting and make
it more provocative :-)
Remember.
I will believe ANYthing.


True....this could be fun. :tongue:

no photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:03 PM
...waiting on the fun...
Come Ruth - you can tell her ANYthing bigsmile

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:07 PM



I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)

What a coincidence....mine actually is
signed by the Pope. Unfortunately, it's
not very interesting. ohwell

Oh just copy his handwriting and make
it more provocative :-)
Remember.
I will believe ANYthing.

True....this could be fun. :tongue:

I had a picture with the Pope, I was just a tourist.
But when I got home and showed my roommate, she
called her mother, and a bunch of people showed
up to touch it. Then me. hahaha
Like deity is catching :-)
We weren't tight enough to get an autograph, so
I won't know his handwriting.

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:09 PM

...waiting on the fun...
Come Ruth - you can tell her ANYthing bigsmile

Hey hun did you read up to see the picture
you had that wouldn't play? It was the LMAO one.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:11 PM
To Whom it May Concern:

Please excuse Ruth's absence from Mingle. She was on a secret assignment from the Vatican. We required her special skills in investigating the claim of a vision of Mother Theresa in a chocolate chip cookie. We know you will understand the gravity of this matter and forgive her for her time away.

Sincerely,

Pope Benedict.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:12 PM




I don't care if the Pope writes it.
As long as the excuse is..interesting :-)

What a coincidence....mine actually is
signed by the Pope. Unfortunately, it's
not very interesting. ohwell

Oh just copy his handwriting and make
it more provocative :-)
Remember.
I will believe ANYthing.

True....this could be fun. :tongue:

I had a picture with the Pope, I was just a tourist.
But when I got home and showed my roommate, she
called her mother, and a bunch of people showed
up to touch it. Then me. hahaha
Like deity is catching :-)
We weren't tight enough to get an autograph, so
I won't know his handwriting.


Really?? Which Pope?

soufiehere's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:20 PM

Really?? Which Pope?

Well, it was July of 1974, I can't recall
but it might have been John-Paul maybe?
I was touristing through the Vatican,
in a room, and he walked through with his
entourage and we all took pictures, none
of us were Catholic, rather clueless.

And you are forgiven your trespass of not
checking in with your mingle friends.
I am buying the chocolate chip excuse.
But I'm not paying much.

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 12/25/10 07:38 PM


Really?? Which Pope?

Well, it was July of 1974, I can't recall
but it might have been John-Paul maybe?
I was touristing through the Vatican,
in a room, and he walked through with his
entourage and we all took pictures, none
of us were Catholic, rather clueless.

And you are forgiven your trespass of not
checking in with your mingle friends.
I am buying the chocolate chip excuse.
But I'm not paying much.


That would have been Paul VI. Very cool!

I wouldn't pay much either...the cookie didn't taste very good.

krupa's photo
Sat 12/25/10 09:44 PM
Good evening ladies!

What a christmas!

Dad watched 8 solid hours of auto auctions.

My sisters ugly kid was being a turd.

I got conscripted to kitchen detail.

Got a $80 bottle of tequila.

We rocked out to Rock Band. (My mom and sister LOVED it)

Then my old and fat mom handed us our @$$ on Dance Dance Revolution.....THAT will teach a man some true humility.

krupa's photo
Sat 12/25/10 09:51 PM
Edited by krupa on Sat 12/25/10 09:53 PM
Good evening ladies!

What a christmas!

Dad watched 8 solid hours of auto auctions.

My sisters ugly kid was being a turd.

I got conscripted to kitchen detail.

Got a $80 bottle of tequila.

We rocked out to Rock Band. (My mom and sister LOVED it)

Then my old and fat mom handed us our @$$ on Dance Dance Revolution.....THAT will teach a man some true humility.

guess I am still drunk..........

soufiehere's photo
Sun 12/26/10 11:13 AM
Well, I made pea soup.
Even.

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