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| Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 14 | |
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I guess since nobody's up for wake 'n bake... ... I'm takin this whole thing straight to my head.  
You mean, like, the head on a boat?? Ahoy! |
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I guess since nobody's up for wake 'n bake... 
... I'm takin this whole thing straight to my head.
I avoid the middle man. I don't work..........
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Apparently, you are eminintly qualified for a managerial position.
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Thu 12/23/10 03:48 PM
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Sweet. I knew I had potential. Do I get all the fries I can eat?........
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Apparently, you are eminintly qualified for a managerial position. If not Top Gun. |
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Sweet. I knew I had potential. Do I get all fries I can eat?........
Naw, you DO get khakis with loafers, freshly pressed dress shirts and an assistant named Percival to kiss your butt. |
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Sweet. I knew I had potential. Do I get all fries I can eat?........
Naw, you DO get khakis with loafers, freshly pressed dress shirts and an assistant named Percival to kiss your butt. I guess we can negotiate. How about jeans with boots, kinda wrinkled t-shirts and an assistant named Sarah. The butt kissing is negotiable........
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I guess we can negotiate. How about jeans with boots, kinda wrinkled t-shirts
Have you ever seen anyone from upper management? |
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I guess we can negotiate. How about jeans with boots, kinda wrinkled t-shirts
Have you ever seen anyone from upper management? A few times. They are usually little Japaneese dudes.......
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Have you ever seen anyone from upper management? A few times. They are usually little Japaneese dudes.......
hahahahahaha |
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See...if you wear the nice clothes..other guys do the hard work...you get the big checks and drive the lexus and take off at noon on fridays.
But if you arent willing to turn japanese then you may have hit the ceiling of your carreer. |
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See...if you wear the nice clothes..other guys do the hard work...you get the big checks and drive the lexus and take off at noon on fridays. But if you arent willing to turn japanese then you may have hit the ceiling of your carreer. Well ain't that some chit. I thought I could really make something of myself. BTW.... You might not want to consider a career path that involves motivational speaking...........
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Here you go newark, this could help:
Meiyo bosu. Watashi wa anata no musume-san ga ninshin shitanode, watashi wa shōkyū o suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. ('Honored Boss. I need a raise because I got your daughter pregnant') |
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Here you go newark, this could help: Meiyo bosu. Watashi wa anata no musume-san ga ninshin shitanode, watashi wa shōkyū o suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. ('Honored Boss. I need a raise because I got your daughter pregnant') No way. They will pull out that kung fu chit on ya. I don't mind a brother whippin my azz but don't be yelling at me while you are doing it......
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See...if you wear the nice clothes..other guys do the hard work...you get the big checks and drive the lexus and take off at noon on fridays. But if you arent willing to turn japanese then you may have hit the ceiling of your carreer. Well ain't that some chit. I thought I could really make something of myself. BTW.... You might not want to consider a career path that involves motivational speaking...........
Hai! Dozo...Wakari mas. Actually, I give great motivational speaches at work. "All right you lazy f'n pieces o dog shmidt! Get off your fat @$$e$ and get the f out of my warehouse! get your useless carcasses out there and suck the days d***! Since you aint had the common courtesy to do us all a favor and kill your worthless self...you may as well earn a couple of bucks for that skank you married and whoevers kid that is that you think is your own." They love it! |
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Thu 12/23/10 05:14 PM
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See...if you wear the nice clothes..other guys do the hard work...you get the big checks and drive the lexus and take off at noon on fridays. But if you arent willing to turn japanese then you may have hit the ceiling of your carreer. Well ain't that some chit. I thought I could really make something of myself. BTW.... You might not want to consider a career path that involves motivational speaking...........
Hai! Dozo...Wakari mas. Actually, I give great motivational speaches at work. "All right you lazy f'n pieces o dog shmidt! Get off your fat @$$e$ and get the f out of my warehouse! get your useless carcasses out there and suck the days d***! Since you aint had the common courtesy to do us all a favor and kill your worthless self...you may as well earn a couple of bucks for that skank you married and whoevers kid that is that you think is your own." They love it! What kinda loafers do you wear?.............
I had to add this. I knew a brother back in the day. The boy put a nickle in his penny loafers. Crazy.....
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I am middle management. No loafers. I work everyone else under the table and yet know all the stuff upper mgmt needs to know.
I was told that I am too honest to ever make upper mgmt. Didnt hurt my feelings none. I just laughed and said..."I can live with that...I am happy just having the biggest d*** in the company" |
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I got forced into upper management and after 6 months told them to kiss my lilly azz. I'm to old for that chit..........
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I occasionaly work part-time as an entrepreneur of sorts. I go door-to-door selling exotic jerky. It's great, because I don't have to worry about the whole "it's not who you know, but who you blow" chain of command in the too many chiefs and not enough indians management type atmosphere.
So... can I interest any of you in some meat?!
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I occasionaly work part-time as an entrepreneur of sorts. I go door-to-door selling exotic jerky. It's great, because I don't have to worry about the whole "it's not who you know, but who you blow" chain of command in the too many chiefs and not enough indians management type atmosphere. So... can I interest any of you in some meat?!
Hell I would buy some venison jerky.......
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