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order for her unless she tells you want she wants
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Tell her about your tomato garden for 30 minutes...or...talk about what you did at work that day, play by play (you're a freakin accountant).
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Do not belch the alphabet, even though that's pretty awesome.
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Edited by
RKISIT
on
Thu 12/09/10 02:54 PM
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beat them 50 times in pool,let'em gloat,let'em win
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Never ask or his gold card on the first date! Never!
Start with a gas card and work up!! 
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pretend to hold her chair, but really pull it out from under her when she tries to sit down
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Do not ask them to borrow money. Unless you lose at pool.
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ask her to tell sumthing about herself and how true it is...hehheehehe ask for evidence.
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order a pitcher of beer and no glasses
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Don't try to *high five* them.
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pretend to go to the men's room after dinner, but really walk out
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Sneeze in your hands and not excuse yourself to go wash them.
[Had a date sneeze in his hands... and when the food came didn't go wash them. And we were at a Mexican place and he ate with his hands! Totally gross and not cool!] |
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Tell her about your tomato garden for 30 minutes...or...talk about what you did at work that day, play by play (you're a freakin accountant). 
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go octopus boy on her
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Tell her about your tomato garden for 30 minutes...or...talk about what you did at work that day, play by play (you're a freakin accountant). I know right. Actual date, do not try at home. 
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take her purse away from her and go through it
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tell her you were onced married to a jewish princess
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Tell her about your tomato garden for 30 minutes...or...talk about what you did at work that day, play by play (you're a freakin accountant). I know right. Actual date, do not try at home. |
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drive her to a secluded spot and say you ran out of gas
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pretend you are a spy and have to keep to the dark shadows
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