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Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private. I sit on a toilet the same way I sit on a chair..no need for hands...just "sit"..Ive never seen a man use his hands to manuver his way onto the toilet seat when going to take a crap..so your question leaves me to wonder about how you may guide your way onto the throne, which frankly is not the kind of thing I want to be thinking about today...(or any day for that matter) |
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Ha!
Ya'll have lost your secret! It was explained that women use the back of their legs to feel thier way into position. So...you should still be able to tell if a lid was up or down. Wait a damned minute.....dont you gals check to see if the very top lid is down? |
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Ha! Ya'll have lost your secret! It was explained that women use the back of their legs to feel thier way into position. So...you should still be able to tell if a lid was up or down. Wait a damned minute.....dont you gals check to see if the very top lid is down? Use the backs of our legs? 
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Ha! Ya'll have lost your secret! It was explained that women use the back of their legs to feel thier way into position. So...you should still be able to tell if a lid was up or down. Wait a damned minute.....dont you gals check to see if the very top lid is down? You'd think so, wouldn't you? I imagine it'd be rather embarrassing and messy to pee on the top lid!   
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Sat 12/11/10 02:22 PM
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just poop in the corner to round up the flies.
damn, gif didn't work...hell. |
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Wait a damned minute.....dont you gals check to see if the very top lid is down? If (as a female) you usually keep the lid up and the toliet seat down, then in the middle of the night, when we really really have to go.... Our butt and upper part of our thighs hit the seat first. If we really really really really have to pee, then before our skin even hits the seat we are going. So, when we expect to have our @ss hit the seat, not the lid or the bowl water, we are upset. |
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..if the seat is up..oh well..if she makes something so petty a big deal ..she can kick rocks,don't need the drama..or bs arguments over stuff that doesn't really matter..and if she does fall in the water in the middle of the night and tells me about it..i would probably have a good laugh.. ...the truth
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yanno...................................................this becomes a huge arguement with couples, more often than one could possibly think.
solution?!?!?!?!?!?! if you need the lid up. put it up. if you need it down, put the thing down. or close the weeniss aaasss butttliickking liddd completely, because when you flush....did you know that the micro spray goes eight feet in the air? true story! most people don't, but..........it fwigging does.....so, if you leave it up, cover your toothbrush too! (why do they call it a toothbrush? shouldn't it be called a teethbrush? WTF?) if you only have one tooth......................why bother?
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I'm pretty sure there are nine mistakes, cause I read all of those and didn't see marriage on the list.
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7. Flattery will get you everywhere Compliments will score you: a happy girlfriend, great sex, everything you ever wanted. It works two ways. Remember: happy wife (or girlfriend), happy life. That one is 100% accurate. |
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I'm pretty sure there are nine mistakes, cause I read all of those and didn't see marriage on the list.
well bless ur little ole heart for showing up! I kinda take all this with a grain of salt myself - I mean c'mon ladies. They're guys. if they didn't say dumm stuff & scratch their balls I'd be suspicious that he was tryin to behave and had....ummm.....motives 
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Ha! Ya'll have lost your secret! It was explained that women use the back of their legs to feel thier way into position. So...you should still be able to tell if a lid was up or down. Wait a damned minute.....dont you gals check to see if the very top lid is down? not in my own house. hell no |
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4. The tune-out
OK, we like to talk! We admit it. We like to talk about our feelings, our day, what's going on at work, those shoes we bought today, and where our relationship is going, and, and, and ... You name it, we'll have a discussion about it. We don't care if you actually care. We do care if you actually listen. Pay attention to at least half of what we're saying, and we won't spend so much time trying to get your attention. .......... What? hehehehehe |
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