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Chicks in fur bikinis Sexy Elves Mrs. Clause in lingere' Santa being a belligerant drunk Taking a crap in my brothers stocking Telling 5 year olds that Santa died last year and will never come back. The little dog from "How the Grinch stole Christmas" Leaving out a plate of hashbrownies and a snifter of brandy for St. Nick then enjoying it myself cause I know that b@st@rd aint gonna bring me a bicycle. He ain't gonna bring me a new roof either! But Krupa if you want a bike I am sure all your Mingle friends would contribute to a fund for it. Everyone just send your share to me. Address to follow. My mom told me the other night at dinner that there is no Santa, I about smacked her for telling such lies! |
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Sleeping, the bears got it right
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