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Topic: A very good thing about winter and
seamac's photo
Sat 12/11/10 08:07 PM

Chicks in fur bikinis

Sexy Elves

Mrs. Clause in lingere'

Santa being a belligerant drunk

Taking a crap in my brothers stocking

Telling 5 year olds that Santa died last year and will never come back.

The little dog from "How the Grinch stole Christmas"

Leaving out a plate of hashbrownies and a snifter of brandy for St. Nick then enjoying it myself cause I know that b@st@rd aint gonna bring me a bicycle.



He ain't gonna bring me a new roof either! But Krupa if you want a bike I am sure all your Mingle friends would contribute to a fund for it. Everyone just send your share to me. Address to follow.

My mom told me the other night at dinner that there is no Santa, I about smacked her for telling such lies!

thewaterbearer's photo
Sat 12/11/10 09:56 PM
Sleeping, the bears got it rightlaugh slaphead

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