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| Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 13 | |
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well, sonofabitch! Litterally! My dog is in labor even as we speak! I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDPA!!!!!!
Yes, that friggen slut Black Betty has been giving up the poon to the neighbors gundog and has been faking me out with me trying to guess if she is knocked up or not...the nipples dont lie. Wish that f'n slut luck! She is pushing out her hellspawned fktrophies right now! (I TOLD HER! "Just give him a blowjb"...but noooooooooooo) anyone need a new pet fetus? |
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awwww....congrats krupa!!! don't deny it, we can see you beaming grandpappy face from here!! and i assure you, that white nipple hair has no bearing on this!!
 
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F***********K!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Sun 12/05/10 03:37 PM
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Just boil some water dude and get some towels. That's what they used to do.......
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Just boil some water dude and get some towels. That's what they used to do.......
Towels or newspaper at least that's what I learned watching 80's movies and sitcoms. |
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Just boil some water dude and get some towels. That's what they used to do.......
Not sure how throwing boiling water on the dog and whacking off into a towel is gonna help but, at this point, I'll try anything! Gaaahhhhhh....those alien demons are jockeying around in her belly while they are waiting for the bomb bay doors to open.......eeeewwww not feeling too good. Need another beer......... |
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Sun 12/05/10 04:19 PM
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Just boil some water dude and get some towels. That's what they used to do.......
Not sure how throwing boiling water on the dog and whacking off into a towel is gonna help but, at this point, I'll try anything! Gaaahhhhhh....those alien demons are jockeying around in her belly while they are waiting for the bomb bay doors to open.......eeeewwww not feeling too good. Need another beer......... You are a genious. Get drunk as hell she will take care of it......
If I was closer I might consider adopting one of your little hell spawns.. |
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Thank God I stopped off and picked up some Spoetzl Shiner 101 Czych BlackBier. But, I would sell my soul for a pinner of mexican dirtweed right about now.
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Thank God I stopped off and picked up some Spoetzl Shiner 101 Czych BlackBier. But, I would sell my soul for a pinner of mexican dirtweed right about now. Would it make you feel better if I smoked a bong of Kentucky dirtweed?........
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Thank God I stopped off and picked up some Spoetzl Shiner 101 Czych BlackBier. But, I would sell my soul for a pinner of mexican dirtweed right about now. Puppies yet? |
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Thank God I stopped off and picked up some Spoetzl Shiner 101 Czych BlackBier. But, I would sell my soul for a pinner of mexican dirtweed right about now. Puppies yet? Lemme check..... ONE!!!!!!!!!!! Already looking for a tit so I am guessing (male) Oh man that belly is bucking! The other ones are coming....... Jeff......eat my shorts.......... |
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I'll take that as a yes. Good lord how many do think is up in there?.......
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Puppies yet? Lemme check..... ONE!!!!!!!!!!! Already looking for a tit so I am guessing (male) Oh man that belly is bucking! The other ones are coming....... Jeff......eat my shorts.......... B r e a t h e.......... |
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the puppies are coming!! the puppies are coming!!!
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Last time she shoved out 4 squabs....
Lemme check again....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG #2 was JUST popping the last part of its head out of her snatch.....Oh GOD!!!! got a bad case of the heebie Jeebies..... So we are up to #2..... |
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I have heard of litters of puppies up to 8 or so. Damn. Your gonna have to get a second job brother.......
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I have heard of litters of puppies up to 8 or so. Damn. Your gonna have to get a second job brother.......
Maybe not....that big assed pot of water is almost to a full boil. I hope your advise about throwing it on them helps. Gonna be tough to jack off into a towel when I am done but, I trust your advise man. |
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I have heard of litters of puppies up to 8 or so. Damn. Your gonna have to get a second job brother.......
They ARE the second job. Awwwww, I think a beer per puppy is required here. |
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Oh maaaaaaaannnnn,
#2 has already been named..."Wrong Way" It was trying to go back in and I was cheering it on but, no bueno. So I shoved it over to a nipple for Betty to clean off and it was still........moist......hep me cheezus |
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Awww.
You can do it. |
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