Surely doctor you will not leave us alone!
I have a date with St. Peter and stop calling me Shirley!!

RIP Leslie. You gave us great pleasure.

Vincent Ludwig: Drebin!
Jane Spencer: Frank!
Frank Drebin: You're both right.

Vincent Ludwig: Inspector Drebin, welcome.
Frank Drebin: The feeling is mutual.
Vincent Ludwig: Nice to meet you too [He offers Drebin some cigars] Cuban?
Frank Drebin: Err, no, Dutch-Irish, my father was from Wales.

Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don't wear them.

Mayor Barkley: Oh Drebin. I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank Drebin: Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in plain view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor Barkley: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Goon: Hey, Drebin! I've got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig!

(He talks rapidly while repeatedly firing his gun)

Frank Drebin: I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you talk!

[Frank seems to look up Jane's skirt as she climbs a ladder right in font of him]
Frank Drebin: Nice beaver!
Jane Spencer: Thanks, I just had it stuffed. [hands him a stuffed beaver]

Frank Drebin: I've been dating too. An author, she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it.
Quetin Hapsburg: I beg your pardon!


Mayor Barkley: Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson...sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

'['Zsa Zsa Gabor is pulled over and smacks the police siren]
Gabor: Oh! This happens every ****ing time when I go shopping.

Sex Store Owner: What is this, some kind of bust?
Police Squad sees the shopkeeper is a bosomy woman.
Frank Drebin: And a very good one, I may say.
Sex Store Owner: Good afternoon, Mr. Drebin. Your special order of the Swedish Suck 2000 has arrived.
Frank Drebin{to other policemen}: For a friend.

Yep for shore..........

I love that guy! Now I need to watch all the Police Squads!!!

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.

All good things must come to an end, keep em rollin Leslie, your gone but not forgotten

He was one of the greats for sure!!