A very young man comes upon an old man sitting a park bench crying his eyes out.

The young man says, "It must be really hard to see yourself getting old and losing your looks".

"That's not why I'm crying", the old man says, some woman consider me very handsome.

"Well" the young man says, "it must be very hard to see all your friends go off to the great beyond."

"That's not why I'm crying, all my friends and family are alive and we get together often", the old man says.

The young man says, "I would cry too if I knew I was never going to be able to make love to a young beautiful woman again."

The old man says, "Look kid. Two years ago I married a beautiful twenty-five year old woman. She keeps my house spotlessly clean. Cooks me gourmet meals. And every night we make very passionate love until the sun comes up."

"So what the heck are you crying about?" the young man asks.

"Cause I don't remember where I live!!!"

How's things going in Tejas V?

Yes it is brother but what an excuse to act a fool.......

You've discovered my secret.

Very funny joke....