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| Topic: Things are always funnier as a pun | |
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What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. |
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The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check. |
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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
So, he could say, “Get a long little doggie”. |
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Hahaha...never thot' of it that way. Very creative & funny as hell...!!!
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what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
elephino (hell if i know) meh. ive heard hundreds. thats all i could remember |
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The first mythology exhibit was featured in a circus. It got centaur ring.
Gum was first sold on a chew-chew train. Artificial snow produces snow fakes. Elevator companies have their ups and downs. I know a baker who hired a loafer. |
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The first nudist convention received little coverage.
The man who invented the football got a kick out of it. |
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Why did the snail paint a big red “S” on his car?
So people can say, “Look at that S-Car-Go!” |
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