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"I have nothing against French people -- I love their fries and toast" That has got to be the greatest statement I have heard on this site!!!!!!! In all the soda spitting, french fry inhaling, peeing a lil laughing lines I have witnessed...nay...even birthed here....that one is my new # 1!!!!!!!!! Someone dry hump Lex! Give him a celebration he is going to regret! Thanks, I liked that line too! Now I have to figure out a way to work it into the next book.... 
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josie68
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Fri 11/26/10 09:33 PM
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LOL even if i do not meet the man of my dreams on this site, it is worth it just to come and read some of this you are all so funny, thanks for the laugh
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OK, so the French site just sent me another e-mail. Today's percentages are 98, 91, and 90.
The 98 is someone from Vitry-le-François, France, and I suspect this is actually a guy, because he/she looks disturbingly like David Schwimmer. The 91 is actually from the US, but as they do not tell you the state, there's not enough information to work with. She's really cute, though. I can imagine her saying "I need a BAY-BEE" exactly 3 months after I meet her. The 90 is from Castres, France, and it's one of those "artsy" pictures where they told her to climb down a well so they get a good pic of the top of her head. |
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OK, so the French site just sent me another e-mail. Today's percentages are 98, 91, and 90. The 98 is someone from Vitry-le-François, France, and I suspect this is actually a guy, because he/she looks disturbingly like David Schwimmer. The 91 is actually from the US, but as they do not tell you the state, there's not enough information to work with. She's really cute, though. I can imagine her saying "I need a BAY-BEE" exactly 3 months after I meet her. The 90 is from Castres, France, and it's one of those "artsy" pictures where they told her to climb down a well so they get a good pic of the top of her head. Castrate, France is NOT a good place to visit! 
I hear the women are ballBusters 
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i love artsy pics. Why dont men take the 'climb down the well' shots? Because we're afraid they're going to seal up the top once we're down there. I'm not falling for THAT again. |
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i love artsy pics. Why dont men take the 'climb down the well' shots? Because we're afraid they're going to seal up the top once we're down there. I'm not falling for THAT again. Shi t now you're blowing all my illusions about ya.........I really thought you were way too smart to fall for that.............my whole Lex World just shifted off balance |
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lol lex!!!!!!!!!!!! and all i get are the locals that first email say" ummmm you are hot is it bad for me to say to you i would love to rub lotion all over you and massage you?"
im thinking if they were talking french at least id be more comfortable with that cause i cant read it! 
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i love artsy pics. Why dont men take the 'climb down the well' shots? Because we're afraid they're going to seal up the top once we're down there. I'm not falling for THAT again. Shi t now you're blowing all my illusions about ya.........I really thought you were way too smart to fall for that.............my whole Lex World just shifted off balance I went through a gullible phase awhile back, which explains my marriage and most of my other disastrous entanglements -- now I'm in my cynical phase -- Next, I'm hoping for a delusional phase.... |
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lol lex!!!!!!!!!!!! and all i get are the locals that first email say" ummmm you are hot is it bad for me to say to you i would love to rub lotion all over you and massage you?" im thinking if they were talking french at least id be more comfortable with that cause i cant read it!
Anybody know how you say "laid back and easy going" in French? |
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i love artsy pics. Why dont men take the 'climb down the well' shots? Because we're afraid they're going to seal up the top once we're down there. I'm not falling for THAT again. Shi t now you're blowing all my illusions about ya.........I really thought you were way too smart to fall for that.............my whole Lex World just shifted off balance I went through a gullible phase awhile back, which explains my marriage and most of my other disastrous entanglements -- now I'm in my cynical phase -- Next, I'm hoping for a delusional phase.... Nice............delusional could be way worse that gullible ya know........got any happy mediums in there anywhere? |
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Nice............delusional could be way worse that gullible ya know........ what happened to the glass half full idear? Delusional = glass always full missing the other half The glass half full recognizes the negatives and works common ground without ignoring the half empty part altogether.......deluding yourself not good IMO......I do find my half full side and hold on to it but to ignore the negative is foolhardy......like I said JMO |
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Nice............delusional could be way worse that gullible ya know........ what happened to the glass half full idear? There IS no glass -- there's only the unfulfilled potential of a hypothetical glass. |
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Nice............delusional could be way worse that gullible ya know........ what happened to the glass half full idear? There IS no glass -- there's only the unfulfilled potential of a hypothetical glass.
Well...I have high hopes for your delusional phase. They could well include delusions of much happiness and satisfaction. Me too Lex........me too |
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Nice............delusional could be way worse that gullible ya know........ what happened to the glass half full idear? There IS no glass -- there's only the unfulfilled potential of a hypothetical glass.
Well...I have high hopes for your delusional phase. They could well include delusions of much happiness and satisfaction. Me too Lex........me too She just better not be carrying a glass when she gets here. |
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 i definately rate in the delusional, I hate seeing anything bad, anywhere, LOL could be why both my husbands played upon me and i didnt notice.
Hmmm a french bloke would be ok as I would have no idea that he was lying to me. Oh wait, I have no idea anyway, bummer |
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i definately rate in the delusional, I hate seeing anything bad, anywhere, LOL could be why both my husbands played upon me and i didnt notice.
Hmmm a french bloke would be ok as I would have no idea that he was lying to me. Oh wait, I have no idea anyway, bummer pssssssst....(whispering..."Think Polish") |
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Today's offerings are 89, 90, and 86%. One of them is from Belgium. Apparently they are already running out of French girls.
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