In honor of the 44th President of the United States, an Ice Cream company has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road".


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, & surrounded by nuts & flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised & usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts & flakes are all very bitter & hard to swallow.

The cost is $9.75 per scoop.... so out of a ten dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away & given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated yet?

LMAO That is perfect. No offense to the President but that's funny as hell.

I love ANDY!!!

You have such a twisted sense of humor...I love it!

This belongs in the joke section

This is probably the greatest joke ever told