Competition, I hates it.

Can't really answer either, too many things too many times.

Ever? Or today?

don't remember, I was inebriated

Come on stoner...it's 'ever' as in all-time, greatest and bestest example.

I was attempting to pop a squat at a bonfire but ended up tumbling down the hill *** over tea kettle.

karaoke

nuff said

Legends are born that way.

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsj7pMbMpSQ

DERP!

Hmm...thinking about it I'd have to say a 30 minute drunken walk through town in heels and a mini skirt on New Years.

Or the time I was sitting on the curb in front of the house we were Halloween partying at and getting my skirt caught on my shoe and simultaneously flashing my panties at the whole house and falling onto Brandon.

Who, thank heavens, has incredible upper body strength for a rum soaked pirate. He managed to keep us upright.

Aww Row...karaoke! You're braver than I.

Drunk camping --- so many stories.

Sunny that's too funny. You little slut you.

She curses like a drunk pirate too.

Cursing

I do that inebriated too.

I do it all of the time, keep my language use in shape and all...have to exercise it from time to time.

I could make a sailor blush, a trucker cry and a blind man shudder with my mouth.

But they always thank me later. (Yes, that was a slutty thing to say)

Don't worry though. Brandon loves me.

Ahhh! Pirates! Hide your gold!

Fliped a 73 Vega Station wagon 7 times.

Awww that is so cute!!

Is this pre panty flash?

Duuuuude you're lucky to be alive.

Or else I'll wear it like Mr.T Yep, pre-panties!

7 times is a lot Bet that stung.

went to the wrong house thought it was mine,the key didn't work then i realized uh oh wrong house luckily they didnt hear me