Topic: STAY OF EXECUTION
uk1971's photo
Sat 11/13/10 01:32 AM
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
"What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?"
And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long, hot soak in the bathtub, still pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered it, and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a trying day her husband must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight,"
she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

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JamieRawxx's photo
Sat 11/13/10 06:29 AM
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TheCaptain's photo
Sat 11/13/10 09:20 AM
Another great one Tom.laugh laugh laugh

mb1029's photo
Sat 11/13/10 10:09 AM
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harrypotter2's photo
Sun 11/14/10 10:25 AM
Edited by harrypotter2 on Sun 11/14/10 10:25 AM

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
"What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?"
And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long, hot soak in the bathtub, still pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered it, and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a trying day her husband must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight,"
she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

bigsmile :banana: