story of my life

If I had my way, I would slow dance you beneath the stars Tonight. I would breathe in the scent of your skin and hold it forever. I would take the sparkle in your eyes and hold it in my heart to remind me that there is light...even when all else fades black. I would hold your hand in mine...cause sometimes I forget how nice it is to just hold hands. I would savour the lyrics of your voice as your song fills my ears.....I would hold you so close...to remember what it is like to be a lover.



Then I would **** you like you owe me money.

wow

*melt*

that's so sweet krupa

Note to self. Never borrow money from Krupa...........

I'm thinking I need a loan.

Did someone say no intrest loans

god i wanna owe him !

I hate you so much, and you don't even deserve it.


*sigh*

hahahaha

Actual conversation at work.

Chick at work: "So you really were married?"

Me: "Yup."

Chick: "So, your not gay then? (Looking hopeful)

Me: "Of course I am! I'm happy all the time"

Chick: "Ummmmmmmm.....Huh??"

Me: "You've got to be phucking kidding me right?"

Chick: "Huh?"

Me: "Oh My God! I'm not gay. I love phucking women. Got it?"

Chick: "Oh. Good. So......wanna go out sometime?"

That's why they call you the hoochie coochie man.........

Krupa!!!!


damn!!!!!! that was beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






but I like the second verse a whole lot better my man!!!!

you're so fake, Im sick and tired of you

i literally made this face when i read your profile;
o:
i am impressedddddddddddd.

Sometimes I like to eat my cereal in a big azz bowl. Why? Cause that's how I roll!

sexy boots

leave me the blank alone

Weirdo

A nice walk in the rain on a hot summer evening seems to be of order




Just a thougth