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Topic: Wiener stuck in CD tray!
Tuckfard Joined Tue 10/26/10 Posts: 354	Mon 11/08/10 05:40 PM
I thought it would be funny, but then it got sucked in and got stuck. I'm in incredible pain!! What do I do?! Butter doesn't work!

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4521	Mon 11/08/10 05:41 PM
EJECT, EJECT!!!!!!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 11/08/10 05:43 PM
EJECT, EJECT!!!!!!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 11/08/10 05:44 PM
You could make a fortune if it actually plays music.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 11/08/10 05:54 PM
i hate it when that happens

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 11/08/10 06:05 PM
Operative question, HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR WEENIE INTO A CD PLAYER???? There is no way I could get mine to fit unless someone comes up with a functional Shrink Ray. I just can't see it! Was it a Beta CD player?

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Mon 11/08/10 06:09 PM
Well I'm afraid that dire circumstances call for quick solutions regardless of the outcome.So twist a fatty & puff away until you reach a sense of nirvana.Then one quick downward blow w/a hatchet should do the trick.Now you must cauterize that stump w/a propane torch before you pass out.When you've healed up then give Sarah Brightman a call & see if there are any fill in opportunities for employment.But hey!it's your wiener~your call.G'luck!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 11/08/10 06:11 PM
Use a buttermilk corn meal batter and fry till a golden brown.

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 11/08/10 06:26 PM
Well I'm afraid that dire circumstances call for quick solutions regardless of the outcome.So twist a fatty & puff away until you reach a sense of nirvana.Then one quick downward blow w/a hatchet should do the trick.Now you must cauterize that stump w/a propane torch before you pass out.When you've healed up then give Sarah Brightman a call & see if there are any fill in opportunities for employment.But hey!it's your wiener~your call.G'luck! one would think it will downsize eventually?? no?? i would think it might behoove him to be patient in such matters.... ((cy ))

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Mon 11/08/10 06:28 PM


DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 11/08/10 06:32 PM
Lighter fluid and a match

wyatt1844 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 6761	Mon 11/08/10 06:35 PM
Hey Dude - Chill... I called Lorena Bobbit for you - she makes house calls....

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 11/08/10 06:36 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Mon 11/08/10 06:42 PM
Well I'm afraid that dire circumstances call for quick solutions regardless of the outcome.So twist a fatty & puff away until you reach a sense of nirvana.Then one quick downward blow w/a hatchet should do the trick.Now you must cauterize that stump w/a propane torch before you pass out.When you've healed up then give Sarah Brightman a call & see if there are any fill in opportunities for employment.But hey!it's your wiener~your call.G'luck! one would think it will downsize eventually?? no?? i would think it might behoove him to be patient in such matters.... ((cy )) Well you just know sweetheart how some ppl.can be awfully impatient so I figured I'd better give him a quick fix alternative.Stumpy @ the Opera.Live!{{{{Kat}}}}

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 11/08/10 06:44 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes'

wyatt1844 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 6761	Mon 11/08/10 06:54 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes' I was trying to decide between "Computer & Technology" or "Realtionship Advice". Of course the latter would have been BEFORE he had an Intimate Encounter with the CD Tray.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 11/08/10 06:54 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes' I was trying to decide between "Computer & Technology" or "Realtionship Advice". Of course the latter would have been BEFORE he had an Intimate Encounter with the CD Tray. how about I just move it to a foreign country.....just to mess with his head KIDDING

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 11/08/10 06:55 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes' If he does the lighter fluid "well wishes" would do We can always put the title "Get well , you Prick"

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 11/08/10 06:56 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes' If he does the lighter fluid "well wishes" would do We can always put the title "Get well , you Prick"

wyatt1844 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 6761	Mon 11/08/10 06:59 PM
dunno if I should move this to sex or to recipes with the way it's going, mebbe even 'well wishes' If he does the lighter fluid "well wishes" would do We can always put the title "Get well , you Prick" Talk about a short thread.