1: at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2:on all the checks you write put "for marijuana" on the memo line.

3:frolic down the street, rather than walk. see how many looks you get.

4:order a diet water, whenever you go out to eat.(with a serious face)

5:sing along at the opera.

6:when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON"!!

7:when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot and scream"run for your lives, they're loose"!

8: tell your children over dinner, that "due to the economy, were gonna have to let one of you go"

9: pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

laughing: Those are pretty good, LOL. I'll try to find/invent some myself,in reply.