Good evening ladies and gents, we have a great show here for ya tonight! Tonight we have shadowwalker along with special guest Nativegirl and musical performance by Linkin Park!! But before we get the show on the road......... did anyone pay attention to the news today??? Ok,ok good, cause I did not, it seems the war in Iraq is becoming further and further from being over huh? My suggestion..... send Magnum P.I. over there and be done with it! After all, with a butler named Higgins, how could you not be a bada$$? Maybe put McGuyver out there as well with a whole stick of winter fresh, dang imagine what
Iraq would look like after that?? Audience now Laugh and Applaud!!! Now the Max Weinberg 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How much am I getting paid for my guest appearance????

a free finger job shelley is all lmao!

Why not send Hoagans Hereos over.....and Im betting Mach has no idea who they are

you quest it

damn dude
now native girl
what r u gonna say to that?

Mchales Navy

Andy.... ur nuts... thats why we love ya!

have we seen shadowwalker here before---hmmmm i'm afraid i haven't--

send in Hogan's Heros and you'll be in some weird orgy I'm sure! lmao

great show paul.. now.. got room for me.. lol..

I QUIT.....I want the BIG money!!!!!!!!!!


Hey shadowwalker...Did ya change your name when ya got into show business?????

u can be my co-host Dana!

who is shadowwalker?

co =host eh .. woohooo..

Did Mach change Shadowdogs name to Shadowwalker?


I think he found Mchales Navy's secret booze stash

I think so too...Unless we have a new mystery guest and member of JSH!!!!!!

shadowwalker everybody!!!!!!!! APPLAUD NOW!!! or die!!! lmao!!

mach: how has it been?

Shadowwalker: been good, been having plenty of emails from the chicks here on jsh!

mach: any nude pics?

shadowwalker: from the ladies?? hell naw, but some dudes named lonelywalker and shadowdog sent me some, but I gotta tell ya, they were awesome!

mach: really?? lol

shadowwalker: yeh one looked like triple h and the other looked like the rock! wow boy goodthing I am not as gay as those dudes, or i'd be all over them like flies on sh*t! tee hee!

mach: ok,ok get off the show now!!!! Bang, bang!! After te commercial we will bury shadowwalker and be back with easy shelley aka nativegirl! lmao

oh no!--i'm shadowdog--and i'm stickin' to 'em-

Yep he found the booze stash allright