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I got one, in a drunken stupure I kneed the bed of my truck and busted my knee cap!? Owee huh Holy crap!!! That had to really hurt! |
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I heard this one time this guy was going to have sex with this girl so he was getting ready in the bathroom and he had it all ready to go and when he came out of the bathroom he slipped and fell right in top of of his penis while it was hard!!! Ouch! That was a Drew Carey episode. |
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im not lying dude for real I also heard in the oprah show supposly this guy was going to have sex with his wife and he was all hard and ready to go aswell. So he was sitting down and the girl just jumped on his Penis!! She broke it but the doctors were able to fix it ...The only thing that im concernec about is...Did anybody signed the penis cast??? haha =)
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Years ago, I was walking into a friends living room to party with a few friends. I was already half drunk and pretty stoned. That's when I met Mr. ceiling fan as he was introduced to my forehead. To this day, the scars are still visible and the friends that watched it still laugh about it.
Ouch...is Mr. ceiling fan anything like Mr. floor? He is vicious. Worse, Mr. floor usually only hits once. Mr. ceiling fan hits many times.
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I heard this one time this guy was going to have sex with this girl so he was getting ready in the bathroom and he had it all ready to go and when he came out of the bathroom he slipped and fell right in top of of his penis while it was hard!!! Ouch! That was a Drew Carey episode. |
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I heard this one time this guy was going to have sex with this girl so he was getting ready in the bathroom and he had it all ready to go and when he came out of the bathroom he slipped and fell right in top of of his penis while it was hard!!! Ouch! That was a Drew Carey episode.
I wish they would put it back on, that was a great show. |
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I heard this one time this guy was going to have sex with this girl so he was getting ready in the bathroom and he had it all ready to go and when he came out of the bathroom he slipped and fell right in top of of his penis while it was hard!!! Ouch! That was a Drew Carey episode.
I wish they would put it back on, that was a great show. |
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I think they all are classics.
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I've been "busy"
 and I missed this thread....
Just yesterday I was trying to tack molding back up after Jon painted the wall, I was kinda pinned behind a desk so I found a screwdriver and turned it around to use it instead of a hammer....It slipped off the nail and I ripped open my knuckle on my forefinger on my right hand (maybe even did more than that---should a knuckle turn purple? Not a bruise type purple) 
Christmas Eve a few years ago, I was carrying gifts out Mom's front door and didn't see a box on the porch that the UPS guy threw a little earlier. He didn't knock or even come up the walkway so we could see him. The box was about 4" x 4" x 8". I stepped on it with my right foot and twisted my ankle, when I went to get my balance and step down with my left foot.....yep....I stepped right on the damn box again and twisted my left ankle....I later found out I broke bones in both my feet that night. These are just a few of the stupid things I have done to myself.... 
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I have yet to find a door tht I haven't eventually wlked into . Go figure ! Just in the last week I've walked into two door frames! I should probably start turning the lights on while roaming around the house at night. It's inevitable that you'll stupidly hurt yourself in my career (mechanic), but it's hard to narrow my experiences down to just one. There was one time that I was working on a car and had to unlock the steering column on a car. It was all the way up in the air on a rack (roughly 6 feet). It was faster for me to climb up and just reach in to turn the key. Apparently, I was in too much of a hurry. After doing what I had to do I forgot that I was up in the air and walked right off of the lift! That resulted in breaking my hand, but all was good. I wrapped it up and kept on working! That's why we're born with a spare! duuude ! seriously ! i hear ya ! i swear to god ..two days ago.. i stepped off a ladder..... the problem was i was on the top rung...its true that there is a god that looks after children and uncordinated handymen... fortunately didnt break anything |
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