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Did part of my halloween already when I was ordered to drive 6.5 hours south to go to my first actual swingers club and went to the Pimps and Ho's Ball. I knew my best friend was up to something when she gave me a supplies list. If you guys think having a bag of dog crap lit on fire is a trick....be glad you got it easy. I went as My Girl friends ho....and I was beautiful damnit! I was the only dude in full ho drag and everyone thought I was a great sport and ALL 300+ just HAD to touch my boobs.... I now have a lot of respect for any chick who has ever danced in heels. I managed to get down to one Beasty Boys song in 5" stilletos and still danced better than most of the drunks there. It was a great mental tattoo...I saw thing I had never seen before....It was too cool when the owners liked my costume so much they gave me and my girl free 1 yr membership.
Anyway...suck it up kids...this is your one shot at seeing me dressed as a 6'7"...baritone speaking man ho. The glowing necklace played porn. The boobs were water balloons filled with jell then wrapped in knee highs with a panty hose bra thing to match it in too well with my skin. IT was a scream standing at the urinals and being waaaay taller than everyone at that party. Since there was no point in trying to blend in...we played it up big time. in case you are wondering..this was some revenge my friend Tresa schemed up to pay me back for what I made her wear on a previous halloween. Her outfit was saran wrap and scotch tape. The last pic is similar to what I will be wearing for actual halloween...but black...with horns and chrome eyes...and two peckers. I am going as a sex demon. I have the greatest Halloweens! Hellofalot more fun than any of the other lame holidays. |
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NO FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KRUPA IS A PRETTIER WOMAN THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Damn top have those long legs!1
You looked great Personally LOVE Halloween. But recently moved to the boonies, So no trick or treaters, Had two halloween parties last weekend was a gypsy (one of my photos on profile) and a pirate. For Halloween my 5 yr old wants to be underdog, looks like I'm gonna be sweet polly purebred. |
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soufiehere
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Wed 10/27/10 07:30 AM
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Did part of my halloween already when I was ordered to drive 6.5 hours south to go to my first actual swingers club and went to the Pimps and Ho's Ball. I knew my best friend was up to something when she gave me a supplies list. If you guys think having a bag of dog crap lit on fire is a trick.. ..be glad you got it easy. I went as My Girl friends ho....and I was beautiful damnit! I was the only dude in full ho drag and everyone thought I was a great sport and ALL 300+ just HAD to touch my boobs.... I now have a lot of respect for any chick who has ever danced in heels. I managed to get down to one Beasty Boys song in 5" stilletos and still danced better than most of the drunks there. It was a great mental tattoo...I saw thing I had never seen before.. ..It was too cool when the owners liked my costume so much they gave me and my girl free 1 yr membership. Anyway...suck it up kids...this is your one shot at seeing me dressed as a 6'7".. .baritone speaking man ho. The glowing necklace played porn. The boobs were water balloons filled with jell then wrapped in knee highs with a panty hose bra thing to match it in too well with my skin. IT was a scream standing at the urinals and being waaaay taller than everyone at that party. Since there was no point in trying to blend in...we played it up big time. in case you are wondering..this was some revenge my friend Tresa schemed up to pay me back for what I made her wear on a previous halloween. Her outfit was saran wrap and scotch tape. The last pic is similar to what I will be wearing for actual halloween...but black.. .with horns and chrome eyes...and two peckers. I am going as a sex demon. I have the greatest Halloweens! Hellofalot more fun than any of the other lame holidays. B!tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If my honey sees you, he may switch.. |
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4 more days till the bikers ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!woot..woot!!!
hey people for Halloween why don't ya give to the Breast Cancer Foundation......... My brothers and I are gonna try to reach $10,000 this year!!!! |
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Did part of my halloween already when I was ordered to drive 6.5 hours south to go to my first actual swingers club and went to the Pimps and Ho's Ball. I knew my best friend was up to something when she gave me a supplies list. If you guys think having a bag of dog crap lit on fire is a trick....be glad you got it easy. I went as My Girl friends ho....and I was beautiful damnit! I was the only dude in full ho drag and everyone thought I was a great sport and ALL 300+ just HAD to touch my boobs.... I now have a lot of respect for any chick who has ever danced in heels. I managed to get down to one Beasty Boys song in 5" stilletos and still danced better than most of the drunks there. It was a great mental tattoo...I saw thing I had never seen before....It was too cool when the owners liked my costume so much they gave me and my girl free 1 yr membership. Anyway...suck it up kids...this is your one shot at seeing me dressed as a 6'7"...baritone speaking man ho. The glowing necklace played porn. The boobs were water balloons filled with jell then wrapped in knee highs with a panty hose bra thing to match it in too well with my skin. IT was a scream standing at the urinals and being waaaay taller than everyone at that party. Since there was no point in trying to blend in...we played it up big time. in case you are wondering..this was some revenge my friend Tresa schemed up to pay me back for what I made her wear on a previous halloween. Her outfit was saran wrap and scotch tape. The last pic is similar to what I will be wearing for actual halloween...but black...with horns and chrome eyes...and two peckers. I am going as a sex demon. I have the greatest Halloweens! Hellofalot more fun than any of the other lame holidays. ohhhhhhh Krupa...now i am a wet mess!!!!! Youare gawwwwgous!!!! I loooooooove it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I am heading south and west to visit great friends....Krupa, lets party and get the Texas wimmins all twisted. Giddy-up
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Lucky you Gossip! I am a full on lesbian! If you play your cards right, I may even rub up againt you with my giant boney clitoris.
Yo Que2. when you headed south? You coming to do the right thing and claim Black Bettys (my pregnant dog) spawn as your own? I know it was you !!!!! B@st@rd!!!! |
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I am "open" to everything....tried to mail ya but ya didnt pick up...
but yours couldnt be half as big as mine.......... |
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I am "open" to everything....tried to mail ya but ya didnt pick up... but yours couldnt be half as big as mine.......... Jeezzuz! I got a solid 10", 3 pound clitoris of cervix battering fury (in a happy fun way) If yours is 20" and 6 pounds, does the volunteer fre dept. borrow it to pry open car doors or knock down doors to burning buildings? |
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Love the corset Krupa you have to tell me where you shop! Im flying home to Mex. tommorow soooo I will miss Halloween ( they dont celebrate it) Buuuut I will be there for dias de las muertos ( day of the dead) on Nov. 2nd...now thats a party! Yip Yip Yeehhhaaawwww!!
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I am "open" to everything....tried to mail ya but ya didnt pick up... but yours couldnt be half as big as mine.......... Jeezzuz! I got a solid 10", 3 pound clitoris of cervix battering fury (in a happy fun way) If yours is 20" and 6 pounds, does the volunteer fre dept. borrow it to pry open car doors or knock down doors to burning buildings? naw...but i have to keep the 7 dwarfs around to keep mama ha ppy |
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I am "open" to everything....tried to mail ya but ya didnt pick up... but yours couldnt be half as big as mine.......... Jeezzuz! I got a solid 10", 3 pound clitoris of cervix battering fury (in a happy fun way) If yours is 20" and 6 pounds, does the volunteer fre dept. borrow it to pry open car doors or knock down doors to burning buildings? naw...but i have to keep the 7 dwarfs around to keep mama ha ppy Get outa here. You're mama doesn't have 7 dwarfs........... |
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^^^^^^^ hahaha your to cute newark!!! you always just slide in under the radar.....makes me laugh........
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