http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk

And what does this have to do with any form of religion? It is about a lizard that runs on water. Yes it can be related with Jesus walking on the water. But no discussion was mentioned in the posting, only the video of the lizard.

Doesn't the bible teach humour? Is there no humour allowed in religion? Come to think of it I have read no comedy in the bible at all...tragic or otherwise.

This is "General Religion Chat". Not "General Religion Humour"

This is a forum for civilized serious discussions on the religion beliefs amongst the world. For there is nothing funny about any religions or people's religious beliefs.

So, there's no humour allowed in religion then..Egads! And I often chat humorously...and no, you guys have your little private forums where you can lie to each other and play pretend world all you want.

I think this is funny...for it is as true to me as your human Jesus is to you. I'll defend my right to worship a lizard...to the last fly!

Making humour of someone's beliefs is degrading and insulting. And nevertheless this is a forum for discussion. This is not a humour forum.

When people take religions that seriously we get this:



Now is it unfunny enough for you?

Here is a thought about the whole Jesus walking on water thing. this nagged at me for years before I seen something that made me question Jesus walking on water.

The sea of Galilee is not that big or deep and has several flood plains around it. When the rains come these flood plains will fill with water but maybe knee deep in places. Now picture the apostles as they were. They were party animals. My money is on this scenario. The Apostles tied a good one on and decided to take a boat to meet Jesus across a rather small lake. They got caught by a storm and were scared and drunk especially considering they knew lightning could strike them at any time. Somewhere in their trip they got near where they were supposed to meet Jesus who probably seen them beached in extremely shallow water freaking out like they were going to die because they were too drunk to realize they were beached. So Jesus wades out in ankle deep water in a rain storm and asks them to get out of the boat and go inside with him.

All of the Apostles, "OMG! HE IS WALKING ON WATER! OMG!! SO AM I! WHY?"

God's unheard reply, "You stupid azzhole, the water is only ankle deep! that's why!"

Apostles, "OMG! Jesus helped us walk on water! Ain't he precious?"

God, " "Idiots!"

Everyone else, "Really? he did what???"

God again, "!"

For one, the only one that walked on the water with Jesus was Peter. And there was no reference of them drinking on the boat, therefore there is no proof nor reason to believe there was.

PLEASE! The Apostles were party animals. What do you think they were doing at the last supper? Playing Bingo?

Also there is no proof they were not drunk and taking a boat ride.

Nice Picture of a Jesus Lizard! Them things are FAST runners. I wanna see Speedy Gonzales and one of these guys race!

seriously scientist have not only proved that atoms are the creators but actually went further to prove subatomic particals build even them and they can break them down even further.the difference between atheist and jesus freaks is atheist have actual people use shovels to dig for the truth,jesus freaks have a book...yet jesus freaks will say"you believe in books also"of course i do cause they actually used a shovel not a book

Key word they WERE party animals. Once they knew Jesus they no longer were for Jesus teaches us that is a sin. Drinking wine here and there isn't a sin as long as you remain in a sober mind.

No, wine has a narcotic drug called alcohol in it and it is addictive, and your bible forbids it's use. I've proved that already.

I'll revive the thread in case you missed the proof of that fact...

seriously scientist have not only proved that atoms are the creators but actually went further to prove subatomic particals build even them and they can break them down even further.the difference between atheist and jesus freaks is atheist have actual people use shovels to dig for the truth,jesus freaks have a book...yet jesus freaks will say"you believe in books also"of course i do cause they actually used a shovel not a book

But I have proof!